Beetle Beetle Yes Bitch

The technical main blog, but really Its just the front to a shit load of sideblogs

[bellecs]

I’ll paint your ass, you’ll paint mine.

[pok-a-man]

my dad was like your stereotypical gen-x man and he was a complete jerk at times but i loved him. and he was a lot more tolerant than i ever gave him credit for.

One of my key memories of him was going to Walmart after school and him just straight up asking me out of nowhere if i was gay.

Meanwhile my anxious 17 year old ass was like ‘no but i have gay friends and I love them’. like who was I fooling?

[pok-a-man]

My dad: are you gay? you know I would love you regardless

Me, sitting in the passenger seat: whatever do you mean

[beetlebitches]

I feel like I’m cheating on my wife. But instead of my wife it’s a tumblr blog I’ve had since the 6th grade and instead of cheating I’m just making a new main blog

anyway I’m making a main Pokemon blog

[beetlebitches]

Item: The Stunned Silence Rarity: ✶ Rare

What video game plot twist genuinely got you?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I don’t know if this counts but there was this game I played in the computer lab when I was in middle school called ‘Don’t Look Back’ where you’re traveling through what seems to be hell and trying to survive. The twist? That you were playing as Orpheus trying to free Eurydice and you still end up turning around

[poke-a-man]

Surge gives girl dad vibes to me (he reminds me of my father (totally not biased)) so enjoy a hastily put together attempt at a daughter

[oneheadtoanother]

look at my head boy

[crtter]

[user-300]

Rotate that man until he shoots the light beam to the next piece of the puzzle.

[kavalyera]

man what fucking war

[scarletwitch]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[yokelfelonking]

[lixorloveslicorice]

honestly fuck you for the 30 seconds it took for me to understand

[rainbowwingedrival]

[bizabumblebee]

[fandomjamz]

WE CAN FINALLY MARRY THE FAT SOCIALLY AWKWARD BLACKSMITH AT LONG LAST

[varian-caboose]

[radio-operator-4]

sorry guys it was just a suggestion...

[latverianpaparazzi]

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[goldpersonified]

I received 2k 2 days after reblogging this 

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[501st-rexster]

This is the third time this has crossed my dash I will reblog it every fucking time

[moeria-deactivated20130301]

bad

[gwschoolhiatus-deactivated20161]

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

is this the episode where he lost his house

[junglejim4322]

I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years