Indubitably

Howdy hey! The name's Maxwell, but you can also call me Scooter! 24 | He/They/It | Chronic Catastrophizer | I don't do commissions

[maxwell-mtv]

He’s not even my business partner anymore yet he still insists on meownaging me

[maxwell-mtv]

I still can't get over his sassy strut in the project boneyard trailer

[nondelphic]

my brain: you need to finish this story me: ok my brain: or… hear me out… rewrite the first chapter again for the 7th time and cry

[maxwell-mtv]

Me: *Taking a torch to my new batch of charms to fix the epoxy on them*

Me: Mmmmm, cooking up some Coyles

[maxwell-mtv]

Lady at the Planned Parenthood asks how I do with blood tests and my neurodivergent ass thought she was asking how my results look and I had to stop midway through answering to realize she meant needles… how well do I do with needles…

I WAS SO CLOSE TO TELLING THIS PERSON THAT MY BLOOD DOES REALLY WELL IN TESTS LIKE IT’S A FUCKING ACT OR SOME SHIT

[theirmajesty2139]

Things we now know about Coyle courtesy of project boneyard.

He likes a finger up the ass

He has a daddy kink

He has a thing for spanking

He refers to his cock and balls respectively as ‘little justice' and 'the deputies'

His nickname for anal sex is spelunking

He likes em CHUNKY

Feel free to take this information to AO3

[caprart1]

my asexual agenda is to obliterate sex and provide something new and exciting for people to do together. im thinking. eating gogurts. they come in a pack too so you can even invite more people to join if you want. also. gogurts are more delicious and come in different flavors, so it's fun for everyone

[personaglitch]

"Self insert characters are cringe"

Bro I'm trying to survive capitalism with maladaptive daydreaming. Leave me alone.

[maxwell-mtv]

Frothing at the mouth

Gnawing at the bars my enclosure

Why on the day of Project Boneyard did I get scheduled such a long ass shift?!!! T_T

[sweevi]

When you’re about to finish a 45 min trial that you put your blood, sweat and tears into and then it says “error occurred”

[lucky-rabbit-mads]

@maxwell-mtv hates me apparently UGH

[maxwell-mtv]

YOU KNOW I DIDN’T MEAN YOU YOU GORGEOUS DORK @nermalz-back

[maxwell-mtv]

Tumblr really said “Easterman’s cunty strut is too mature for the masses”

[maxwell-mtv]

New trailer for Project Boneyard is great! I especially love the little hip sway Easterman does when bursting through the doors at the end

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HATE when u can feel ur intestines writhing. cease your wriggling insolent belly worm

[lucky-rabbit-mads]

@maxwell-mtv is a horrible TERRIBLE man who takes pride in making girls(me) CRY

(Context? Baby plays her first round of Outlast trials-)

[lucky-rabbit-mads]

EXTRA content here for what I was going through

[maxwell-mtv]

Me after your game crashed during our first trial together:

[lucky-rabbit-mads]

@maxwell-mtv is a horrible TERRIBLE man who takes pride in making girls(me) CRY

(Context? Baby plays her first round of Outlast trials-)

[maxwell-mtv]

Oh baby, the things you’re gonna see!

The PAs/Ex-Pops are gonna love us when we start working together like a well-oiled machine 😏

[maxwell-mtv]

I love watching every other doctor/specialist I see go back and forth on “I think it’s X” and then another saying “no, it must be Y” and then a CT scan revealing it is a secret third thing that we will have to wait and see if it’s actually Z. Like with my Morphea, my body is a great enigma of secret issues which leaves the common professional stumped.