Summary: You and Morro smoke cigarettes after sneaking out during the night and having some adult fun in the forest.
Warnings: slightly suggestive, mentions of sex, smokable flowers, swearing, Morro has a human body, Bolobo does not exist for the sake of this, not proofread
Type: drabble/ short oneshot
Pairing: Morro x F!Master of nature!Reader
Note: I researched how smokable flowers work and 50% of people say they got high from smoking them and the other say they don't so i have no idea whether this is true or not, but lets pretend it is for the sake of the fic
The master of nature's body rolls from the top of her boyfriend's body to the ground beside him, both panting and gasping for air like crazy, the night moon illuminating their naked sweaty bodies.
Morro's breathing finally starts to become rhythmic and slow again. He thinks for a moment before saying a single 'woah' and brushing some sweaty strands of hair that were getting in his eyes from his forehead.
'"Woah", indeed!' You respond with a teasing tone, turning your head to him right after and letting out a small laugh. You stretch your arms and sit up. You feel a pair of arms starting to pull you back down.
'noooo' you whine as you hear Morro groan. You flick him on the head and he drops back down on the grass in defeat. You start grabbing your underwear from the pile of clothes and start dressing up. You run a hand through your tangled hair. You realize its completely looking like a nest at this point. Your mouth is dry, your voice is hoarse, you've got dried cum on your jaw and in-between your fingers and a trail of drool that came out of the corner of your mouth. You grab your bottle of water and drink from it before putting your shirt on. You playfully hit Morro's face with his boxers to make him dress up to not catch a cold. He puts them on, still laying on the ground. You look back at him and he opens his eyes to look at you back. Morro closes his eyes back and lets out a loud sigh of content.
'Wanna get high?' You ask with half lidded eyes, shrugging your shoulders as you speak. Morro's eyes shoot open at your words.
'What? You mean you got cocaine on you or something? Wu's going to kill you, honey.' He says with raised brows.
'I've got these babies' You hold up a couple of joints between your fingers like a valkyrie and smile with the most shit eating grin possible. Morro takes one from your hand and examines it.
'What's that? Weed? What are you? 16?' He says, laughing and throwing the joint back at you playfully.
'Shut up, slut' You say as you pick it up from the grass. 'Those are smokable flowers' you say as you pick one out and search for a lighter in your bag. 'They are harmless to the body and help out with anxiety and sleep problems. Wanna light some up with me?' You offer as you place one between his fingers.
'Okay, but Wu's going to fucking annihilate us if we show up high to sunrise exercise. Or if we even show up high at all.' The master of wind says as he puts the joint in his mouth and lights it up along with you.
You let out smoke through your mouth. 'Good thing he's your dad then.' You say as you look down at him as he rolls his eyes and pinches your butt, earning a playful slap on the shoulder.
You've both already smoked 3 each and you're laying on the ground looking at the disappearing stars on the sky and laughing like maniacs. You sit up and start to tell your boyfriend your next genius thought.
'You know...humans are very funny creatures.' You begin to explain while Morro just hums to signal he's listening as his head rests on your lap, in-between your legs. 'Just think about it - Humans spend months digging up colorful rocks from the ground just to tie a string around them and put them on themselves just to feel pretty. They give these rocks to the people they love to show affection. Its adorable. Sweet little creatures' you smile at your own words as you lean down and you look your adorable boyfriend with your red from the drug eyes, matching his own.
Morro stares at you for a few seconds. He takes a drag from his joint. 'You're fucking weird.'
'Hey, I take that as a compliment,' you reply with a grin. "Besides, you're the one dating me, so what does that say about you?" you turn your head to face him and ask.
'That i like fucking weirdos' he says after he wraps his arms around your waist and buries his face in your tights.
'You know what's even weirder' he begins to talk, lifting his head from your tights 'Zane showed me an article that said that the world is 300 trillion dollars in debt. To who!?' He says with visible confusion on his stoned adorable face.
'To me' you reply. You sigh contently then shake his head lightly with your hand. 'Wanna go skinny dipping?' you say as you look down on his confused look.
'I have no idea what skinny dipping means, but i would go skinny slaughtering every person that even looks at you the wrong way.' He mumbles into your tights. 'You are the sweetest little human ever.'
'That's adorable, hun.' you say as you kiss his head, earning a groan from him.
Morro lets your waist go with one arm and starts searching for something in his pocket. You tilt your head in curiosity. He gets up on his elbows and ends up pulling a box with a ring inside.
'Do you want to be my funny little human?' He asks, looking at you with red droopy puppy eyes. You look at him - the man you want to spend your life with, making the most adorable puppy eyed expression while completely stoned.
You take a drag from your joint as you look at him in the eyes, smiling.
I present to you one of my favorite ships; Moria (Morro and Vania), and their son Zephyr. He is now the new Master of Wind, and the prince of Shintaro. Morro and Vania are the king and queen.
