#moshang thoughts

[r0bbyn]

Moshang thoughts

(Sadistic thoughts from me I guess(?)

Mbj who a few months after he meet sqh one day he kill his precious human bcs he don't know how to be gentle and treat a human right... and then the day starts again and again and again and again and again.

He keeps killing his human in the most stupid ways and the guilt is drowning him after only 10 days into this loop.

Even when he stays away the day keeps repeating itself again.

He starts to get scared of everything and learn how to treat his human.

Spoiler alert: XF was in the loop to but the first days he just thought the system was messing w him and then that he was just to stupid to die like that, but mbj starts to change and he's confused.

[a-timely-utterance-or-not]

Post canon SQH would write again, and his novels are going to be the famous bestsellers, the most acclaimed and celebrated novels in PIDM since he didn't have to worry about deadlines, pay taxes or pay the rent or please writers to get their money; because he is CONSORT OF THE NORTHERN DESERT now 💅 Also, MBJ would be the first one to read them and he is going to be his number one fan.

[r0bbyn]

Thinking thoughts

Xf tired of the beating and the pain it comes w it the next day get himself some cutey magic beast who heal pple around it.

It was created for mifey no. 538 who was a poor maiden w a terrible disease. But XF doesn't care at this point, he just want to feel like a person again and not only 1 or 2 days every week. He's always sore and grumpy bcs of pain.

You just have to cuddle w the lil thing and the world becomes a better place so lil thing is always w him and sometimes she even grows at Mbj.

Lil thing is his lil beast of comfort and if she's not w him things get nasty again.

All around them notices the better humor and are pleased except Mbj who don't like to have anything closer to his human than him, also at this point she's getting in the way of his courtship and he needs a plan to get ride of lil thing....and two and three bcs the lil shit is difficult.

At some point XF discovers his plans and get so furious he screams to Mbj and storms out of the palace w his lil beast behind him.

XF probably: Sir I will need my healing beast of comfort w me and if something happens to her I will kill everyone near me and then myself!

Lol I forgot to share this.

[r0bbyn]

Moshang omegaverse/dragon shifter thoughts

Feral alpha Mbj (thanks to his crazy uncle) who is captive in a underground ice cavern where they toss him traitors and humans who trasspas the north borders.

Beta XF who is yeeted there when he goes to investigate the missing of his king (they haven't meet yet)

Xf was just curious ok? He just want to see the perfect face of his dreams and now is trapped in a to cold cell with an alpha w no sense of personal space and attachment issues. There's no food and he wanna go home (his peak)

And he can't even see the perfect face of his dreams bcs the alpha is half transformed in his dragon form.

He has to get out of here ASAP

[r0bbyn]

Modern Moshang thoughts

Mobei being the meme of "my way of flirting is staring until you ask me out"

In a world where the demons and humans just get united and they are just getting to know each other :

Xf is a bartender and he's amazed of each demon who enters in the bar he works. They ask for weird drinks and they are usually so tall and handsome but scary so he just serves what they want and goes to hide, but then, there's this one who just stares after asking for his drink. Every.Night. and at some point Xf is too scared to go home.

What if the scary one follows him and eat him? The demons allowed to be in the city are the ones who don't eat pple but pple make mistakes! What if they let him pass and he's one of the carnivorous ones?

His thoughts starts spiraling until one night the scary one comes for the first time with two other demons.

For the first time he see the demon talk more than two words and after some time he approached to the counter and ask him out.

Xf don't want to die that night, even if the demon have an amazing face and big tiddies, thank you very much!

[r0bbyn]

Thinking Moshang thoughts

I still want arranged marriage

I want awkward moshang meeting each other

I want hurt feelings and tears when mobei ignores XF bcs he feels trapped in this weird marriage w an human

I want lonely Xf feeling more lonely in a strange place w stranger pple who eat raw meat and weird green goosy things

With yucky gazes at the table and lonely walks in the desert north between stranger and dangerous flora and fauna even when he's close to the palace.

I want language barrier (partially) with Xiang Fei speaking in his mother tongue when he reach his limit of distress

I want arguments with bites and punches with a soft mbj letting XF hit him with all he got (with cero damage of course)

I want all the courting when they both came to the conclusion that they actually wanna cherish each other and love the other for the rest of their life

I also want mama Jun bullying her son and loving the human husband.

[r0bbyn]

Thinking Moshang thoughts + An ding head disciple

Sometimes sqh has to come to the north palace w his head disciple or the disciple has to go to retreive their shizun to sort some things out.

After a few eating and kidnapping attempts in general all the demons in the palace are prohibited to enter to a whole wing of the palace.

After his king get a human all the others demons want one to be a la mode and that one is also cute and tiny!

(They actually can't recognize humans and the head disciple have of course clothes the same color as the king mate so they want one too, its not that deep but nowmore than ever mbj hate all of his court cs all their mate disciples are like their childs)

Also....maaaayyyybe the head disciple wants to follow his shizun example too and also get a demon but its complicated with two "worry dads" 🤭

[r0bbyn]

Moshang thoughts dirty/crack thoughts I guess 🤔

Horny young adult Xf who is in a lot of fandoms like to ship all w all and fantasize w dirty things but is also a romantic virgin who can't talk w pple and don't have friends so he's finishing university and writing his dirty novel to have some food and then boom he's in a bed w a hot hot demon who do a lot of his wildest dreams to him.

Mbj is a kind of demon who eats emotions and like to watch pple but some of them are booooring and don't have hobbies or dreams so when he meet this human he becomes obsessed w Xf who gets emotional and happy and all w his books and movies/series

And now he want to make his dreams come true (and touch him) so he enters the human house and do some dirty stuff, he gets a great meal w the human emotions and the human himself looks excited at the end of it so he's sure he did a good job.

This happens some nights until Xf asks about why who and all the questions needed and Mbj tell him everything.

Xf then gets bothered bcs he never asked about consent! And he also dreamed about a sweet (and full of kisses) first time but Mbj never asked and just take.

To this Mbj cures XF's body and make him sweet sweet love.

At first he's still not happy bcs hes not sure a demon like Mbj know what is love and even more didn't love him just feel lust for him, but when he ask to mbj he says he's not sure either but like the smell and taste of Xf when he's happy, and the taste of his pleasure is his favorite.

Xf gets so red that he don't even try to keep talking and just savor the pleasure Mbj is giving him.

There are some tears and pouting but most of it is really good and Xf starts to share his delulu abt having a sweet love full of cuddles.

In reality Xf just wanted company and Mbj too so he stays and then doesn't need to come back every night since he's always w Xf like a shadow. (A very terrifying shadow)