#scumbag system

[nothingbizzare]

A moment together

[neo--queen--serenity]

Watching Bing-ge do mental gymnastics over why his alternate universe self would be sleeping with Shen Qingqiu is so funny to me no matter how I look at it.

You get to witness him talking himself into it in real time, going from, “look at him, that evil bitch, he's the worst person alive, so depraved, I have no compassion for such a heartless wretch," to, "well, I mean he’s never been ugly—but like how gross of AU me, like why would I jump into bed with—well, no okay I can see it. Yeah, okay I won’t lie, I definitely see the sex appeal. I’m just gonna…fake seduce him just to fuck with him a little bit. Yeah. That’ll show him. He’ll be so humiliated..." before immediately jumping to, "you know, I bet I could fuck him way better than AU me could.”

Like we don't even have evidence he's slept with a single dude before, but after like 12 hours with new Shizun he's already progressed to "so here's how I'll get my first male wife into the harem,"

[hagelwolke]

bingyuan zombie apocalypse AU thing that's been rotting in my brain all day

[eggsolotl]

Disciple!SY au, wherein somebody gets a little possessive

[dumbfucksystem]

everyone says “cumplane truth serum” this, and “qijiu truth serum” that. what about binghe getting the truth serum?? where are those fics??? he has no crucial information to reveal, but BY GOD is he going to give everyone an aneurism talking about how he’s honored to prepare his shizun’s baths because he thinks there’s a small chance he might get to see his shizun naked.

[kavobin]

their first kiss in the modern world 🎉

[thiscatdraws]

More Of This While I Crawl Out of Artblock (SVSSS edition)

[ID: Scum Villain comics using text posts for dialogue. In the first, Luo Binghe gestures to himself proudly while Mu Qingfang gives him a thumbs-up. Luo Binghe says, "Doctor said I only have to do four hours of therapy a week instead of seven. I am the pina colada of mental health / I meant to say "pinnacle". not "pina colada". The telephone is a cruel mistress. I am so healthy, still."

In the second, Yue Qingyuan, who has gray-streaked hair and pain lines radiating from him, says with a sheepish smile, "they should invent joints that don't hurt." Shang Qinghua, who has reddened eyes, asks, "how tf are you smoking them that it hurts / Oh shit do you mean like bones". End ID] Thanks to @/nebulations for providing an ID!

[limonadiia]

Demon emperor steals a few street human children for some undoubtedly nefarious reason