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Battle of the Moisturizers: Contestant #5 Josie Maran - 100 percent Pure Argan Oil Light

Battle of the Moisturizers: Contestant #5 Josie Maran – 100 percent Pure Argan Oil Light

“So… you’re telling me to put straight up oil on my face.” “Yes.” “To use oil to moisturize my already oily face.” “Yes.” “And there’s nothing in it but Argan oil… and its almost $30 an ounce?” “Well, they call it ‘liquid gold.’ Its a miracle oil.” Oh Jesus Christ, here we go… Josie Maran 100 percent Pure Argan Oil Light “A featherweight version of the world champion of oils, 100% Pure Argan Oil…

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Battle of the Moisturizers: Contestant #4 Clinique Dramatically Different Moisturizing Lotion+

Battle of the Moisturizers: Contestant #4 Clinique Dramatically Different Moisturizing Lotion+

I am beginning to feel as though I have flung myself haphazardly into a cosmetic maelstrom of chaos and knocked my entire equilibrium astray into a violent quasar. Toners and serums and essences and masks and exfoliators and wipes and LETS TRY ALL THE THINGS RIGHT NOW! Yeah, that was smart. At this point, my skin is so pissed off that it would break up with me if it could. Our relationship hasn’t…

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Battle of the Moisturizers: Contestant #3 Kate Somerville - Oil Free Moisturizer

Contestant #3 is here to save the day!... Hopefully.

Now that I am a couple months and a few test subjects into this adventure, I can safely say that I have thoroughly confused the skin on my face. Diplomatic relations are not at a good place right now, and my pores are angrier than a white chick in a Starbucks that just ran out of pumpkin spice. The situation on my chin is particularly dire. The first two contestants were kind of weird, neither of…

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