Dec 6, 2019
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Conversations in the Staff Room with Sato-sensei
Me: What are you looking at?
Sato-sensei: The sky. It's like a dream. I am a dreamer. (Looks over at me.) Oh no, I am at school. It's a nightmare!
Conversations in the Staff Room with Sato-sensei
Abe-sensei (pointing at my sweater): Wow, that's a nice color!
Me: Thanks! I'm trying to be festive, for Christmas.
Abe-sensei: It's a nice shade of green!
Sato-sensei: Marimo.
Abe-sensei: HAHAHA!
Kyoto-sensei: HAHAHA!
Me (feeling dread): Oh, no. What?
Sato-sensei: Marimo, ne?
Me: What's that?
Abe-sensei: Marimo is...well...how do you say?
Sato-sensei (looking it up in dictionary): Hmm. Ulga. Ulga?
Me: UGLY?
Sato-sensei: No!
Abe-sensei: Marimo is a kind of plant.
Me: Plant? Where does it grow?
Sato-sensei: In the water.
Me: ALGAE?
Sato-sensei: Yes! So da yo!
Me (turning to Sato-sensei): Are you saying that I look like ALGAE today?
Sato-sensei: It's okay. Many Japanese people like!
Conversations in the Staff Room with Sato-sensei
Sato-sensei: What is that?
Me: It's a snowflake!
Sato-sensei (looking at it, perplexed): How?
Me: Um, I cut out a circle and then I folded it a few times, and then I...
Sato-sensei: No. How is it snowflake?
Me: Um...
Sato-sensei: Dream-catcher, ne?
Me: Oh, you're saying it doesn't LOOK like a snowflake?
Sato-sensei: So. (Yes.)
Me: Hmm. (Holding it up.) Hmm, what should I do? I guess I can cut a little more from here, or trim the sides?
Sato-sensei: I know!
Me: What?
Sato-sensei: California!
Me: Cali...fornia?
Sato-sensei: That's why it doesn't look like snowflake! Because you from California, ne? You never see snow! (Laughs hysterically.)
Me: Sato-sensei, I still know what snow LOOKS like!
Sato-sensei: If you know what snow looks like, then why your snowflake look like a dream-catcher?
Me: Sato-sensei! That's not nice!
Sato-sensei: Dream-catcher snowflake. You catch, your dreams come true!
Me: (speechless)
Sato-sensei: HAHAHAHAHA!
Conversations in the Staff Room with Sato-sensei
Me: Liz says your daughter is a good student, very quiet.
Sato-sensei: Very quiet, yes. Like me.
Me: Um, do you think you're quiet?
Sato-sensei: I am very quiet. And Haruka, a good student? No!
Me: No?
Sato-sensei: She has my brain!
Me: I'm sure she's smart.
Sato-sensei: Perhaps.
Me: Perhaps?
Sato-sensei: Perhaps yes, perhaps no. Probably no.
Me: HA. Well, okay...what about your other daughter?
Sato-sensei: So wild.
Me: Really?
Sato-sensei: Like her mother.
Me: Your wife is wild?
Sato-sensei: Not wild...how do you say? Ah, yes - UNRULY!
Me: Eh?
Sato-senei: They are so UNRULY! And wild!
Me: Why? Why are they unruly?
Sato-sensei: I don't know. I think because they don't like me!
Conversations in the Staff Room with Sato-sensei
Sato-sensei: HP is Hewlett Packard, ne?
Me: Yes. That's the kind of computer I have.
Sato-sensei: But it's also...HARRY POTTER! (Laughs hysterically.)
Me: Yes. That's true...
Sato-sensei: HARRY POTTER COMPUTER!
Me: Haha!
Sato-sensei: Did you see it? The Harry Potter.
Me: Not yet! I hope to see it with my friend this weekend. How about you?
Sato-sensei: I saw. With my daughter.
Me: Really?! You're so lucky! How was it? I heard it was scary. Was it scary?
Sato-sensei: I...was sleeping.
Me: Wha...?
Sato-sensei: My daughter was very angry. She asked me, "Why did you come?"
Me: Sato-sensei, did you really sleep through the whole thing?
Sato-sensei: Maybe. Yes.
Conversations in the Staff Room with Sato-sensei
Me: Good morning!
Sato-sensei: Jenifah. I have something to tell you.
Me (bracing self): Okay.
Sato-sensei: I saw...a ghost!
Me: What?!
Sato-sensei: Hontoni! (Really!)
Me: Where? When?
Sato-sensei: Yesterday. On the street by my house at the three in the morning! It was a white man. Very clear! But face not clear. My son, two months ago, he saw the same one!
Me: I don't like that. I don't like ghosts!
Sato-sensei: Kowai da ne? (Scary, huh?)
Me: Yes!
Sato-sensei: I knew it was a ghost because my dog doesn't bark.
Me: Does your dog bark at everyone?
Sato-sensei: Itsumo barking, that dog. (Istumo = always.) And so white!
Me: Your dog?
Sato-sensei: The man!
Me: Eeeeeeeeeh, I don't like that!
Sato-sensei: But you know? Maybe it's a good ghost. After my son saw it, his test scores get better! And white is good! Black is bad, ne?
Me: (speechless)
Sato-sensei: It's the Good Luck Ghost!