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[smiggles]

Him

[fynnlink]

Sora continuing the Garmadon tradition of getting shipped / having chemistry with their enemies.

Sora truly follows Lloyd's footsteps because Jordana has both the wolf aesthetic and the villain part from both Harumi and Akita.

[sapphire-weapon]

Final thoughts on Death Island.

First, the less serious and sometimes shitpost/meme shit:

spent a not-insignificant amount of this movie distracted by Leon’s body hair, which is not a thing I ever thought I’d say, but sweet Jesus it’s about damn time

RIP Chris’s tiger shirt. that thing ripped easier than one of Hulk Hogan’s tank tops, man.

I get that she’s a BOW or whatever, but it’s never not going to blow my mind that this series gets away with its darling male protagonist (Leon) punching a woman in the face on screen

in fact, it’s kind of wild that Maria’s only purpose for being in this movie is to just hunt Leon for sport. like she’s literally ONLY there to beat his ass. what a fuckin queen.

I’m not saying that it’s canon that Leon and Jill had sex at some point, perhaps multiple times, between RE5 and Death Island. I’m just saying they were very, very chummy and hands-on with each other, and Chris was seemingly absent from Jill’s life for those six years, so.

actually, you know what. there’s a non-zero chance Leon has actually banged the entire recurring cast by this point. except maybe Rebecca. because she’s smarter than the other three.

Leon and Chris are the most married they have ever been, holy shit they are so fucking married

my reaction to Leon repeatedly saying the word “terrorist” in this movie probably should not have been “oooh say it again~” but it was because “this is no ritual. it’s terrorism” is still the single most ridiculous line that has ever come out of that man’s mouth, and I really felt the absence of it in RE4make, so I’m glad its spirit still lives on

Chris is looking old, dude. he’s beat the fuck up.

but so is Leon. when I wasn’t distracted by Leon’s body hair, I was distracted by the lines around his mouth. so, Chris has obvious wrinkles forming around his eyes, and Leon has them forming around his mouth. but the girls are all pristine. mhm.

OK SO IS INFINITE DARKNESS CANON OR NOT BECAUSE DEATH ISLAND REAFFIRMS DEGENERATION AS CANON, BUT ID AND DEGEN CAN’T EXIST IN THE SAME REALITY DON’T MAKE ME PULL OUT THE FUCKING CORKBOARD AGAIN

Now, the more serious actual commentary:

it’s a little nuts to me how I keep seeing people in fandom say that Leon has no hint of depression in this movie. when Dylan is verbally dragging them all while they’re slowly succumbing to the T-Virus, both Chris and Claire clap back with affirmations that they believe in what they’re doing and that they’re doing the right thing. Leon... doesn’t. 

like, Dylan says to him basically “you're stuck in this horrible nightmare that keeps repeating because the people that you fight for put you through it on purpose because it serves their own ends, and it’s got you burnt out, but they just keep using you.” and Leon’s response is basically “I mean, you’re not wrong, but I don't exactly have a choice, so.”

he’s still stuck and trapped and resentful of his position, and he’s reached a point now where he’s just resigned himself to his fate. there’s very much a sense of inevitability about him, which is reinforced at the end when he tells Chris that this is just going to keep happening -- fuckers like Dylan are always going to keep coming back, because they always do.

the man shouldn’t have to be outwardly despairing and visibly drunk for people to pick up on his depressive mindset, but I guess I don’t know what I expected from this fandom.

Leon’s character was actually perfect in this movie. whoever wrote him this time around Gets It. he’s written the way that I write OG Leon and have been writing him for years. his humor-as-a-coping-mechanism is there without being obnoxious (which is where Damnation fucked up), his professionalism is there without being too serious (which is where Degeneration fucked up), his depressive mindset is there without fully consuming him (which is where Vendetta fucked up), and his latent anger at the state of things and at his life in general is there without feeling like it’s dysregulated (which is where Infinite Darkness fucked up).

so, for the anon who asked me what my favorite iteration of Leon is: the answer is Death Island. he is pitch perfect in this movie. straight up.

it did really catch my attention how the movie made it a point to call attention to Leon being burnt out. there’s just something about the way it happened that makes me feel like they’re setting up for Leon’s character to get retired in RE9. I don’t know why I think that, because it makes no sense from a business standpoint for him to be the first of the five to get retired, but. I dunno, man.

the only bit of weirdness in this movie was the whole Chris and Jill thing at the beginning that I already commented on. everything else in this movie was basically perfect. this is the best version of Claire we’ve seen since Code Veronica. like, hands down. Rebecca getting giddy and geeking out over beating the big monster with science could not have been more perfect. everything about Jill was excellent.

like, I have so few things to complain about re: this movie that I’m sitting here going “you know the mocap was kind of wonky in some spots” WHICH IS THE MOST ARBITRARY, NITPICKY SHIT EVER.

but like

I’m just going to throw this out there

but Dylan was super right.

he was so correct in a way that no RE villain has ever been correct ever in the history of this series. I kind of... spent some of this movie actually rooting for him. I was ready for him to kill the crew and wouldn’t have been mad about it if he did; I was like “fuck it, he’s right.” like, I was just sitting there like DRAG LEON AND CHRIS HARDER FOR LITERALLY BEING "THE MAN" DRAG THEIR ASSES FORCE THEM TO FEEL SHAME

in a lot of cases, a story is only as good as its villain, and Dylan being so right was a big part of the reason why this movie worked so well.

Wesker could never.

[kilibaggins]

Damn, I low-key understand Murphy's frustration in Season 1. Like he was just beaten to a bloody pulp, forced to have a noose around his neck, and had to have the man he trusted and did everything for betray him by kicking the box from under him. He almost dies, probably feeling more pain Physically than he ever has before (I mean before all the torture), and then people just want this girl who caused all of this to literally just walk and not be punished at all.

Then after this girl makes the final decision to jump off the cliff, Bellamy decides to beat the shit out of him again and threatens to throw him over the cliff, (WHILE LETTING THE OTHER MEN WHO WANTED THE SAME THING MURPHY WANTED FREAKING COME BACK TO CAMP) they banish him and leave him there to die and He gets taken by the grounders and tortured because of all of this. Then when he comes back to camp Hoping that they'd have a change of heart he gets yelled at and gets ostracized by everyone in camp as people give him dirty looks and many probably still want him dead. He gets sick, and he gets everyone else sick without meaning to, almost dying again.

I 100% understand his fucking frustration.

He kills those kids, in my opinion, because he was scared. He was scared of what they'd do to him. They were the ones who beat him up and 'Floated' him. Them being alive and around, and still not liking him, scared him. So he made a rash decision to do what he thought he had to do to survive; kill the ones who tried to kill him.

He goes after Bellamy because Bellamy has literally been threatening him the whole time hes been back at camp, and hes the one who betrayed him the most. Bellamy is the one who took the final step to hang him, Bellamy is the one who beats him up after Charlotte kills herself, Bellamy is the one who banished him (With the help of Clarke). And now he's residing in a place hes unwelcomed and where the same man who dif all of thst IS STILL THREATENING HIM. Of course hes going to be scared and attack Bellamy before he can be attacked.

Though, it could have just been plain old revenge. Eye for an Eye, that sort of thing. He could have just wanted Revenge for having these people beat and almost kill him. He could have wanted Revenge for him being banished and then tortured. He could have.

He could have been scared. He could have just wanted Revenge. Either way i UNDERSTAND him.

And y'all can be mad at me all you want but that's not Changing.

[the-goopy-gaymer]

Tiso is the best hollow knight character. In this ted talk I will explain why he

[poisondynamite]

A local therapy group of ex-convicts teams up with an amateur magician and the demon she’s accidentally cursed herself with to either go save the day or destroy the universe.

[antigoneblue]

YOUR GIRL MADE AN INSTA POETRY ACCOUNT BECAUSE SHE’S WEIRD LIKE THAT 

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