#mostly joking

[frownyalfred]

me: yeah I have an outline for my fic!

the outline in question:

[walnutsupreme]

out of this age verification shit with discord i would like to wager a list of predictions

a new series of discord-like clones with user-hosted server options. all of which fail due to avoidable factors or developer greed

teamspeak movement with lukewarm reception

kids bypassing facial verification with increasingly stupid inputs for the AI

fake IDs for discord

uh fwoopsies we did an identifying data leak! i know we said we wouldn’t but umm…. at least you opted out of arbitration… (nonspecific to discord)

discord contract with the us government leaked

discord teen council fuses into one megateen and deletes the code for discord on their first meeting

someone finally comes up with a way to make subprofiles for systems to use that’s better than pk is (it’s paywall locked)

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

wow i submitted a post and you just haven’t responded to it, and then you say you can’t find anymore hall of fame posts

i am mentally sending you a middle finger emoji anon

[dooplissss]

everyone who read or watched murderbot and came away with the interpretation that mensah is its mother figure is wrong. they're something else. they're indefinable. they're secret third thing. they would cross galaxies to save each other.

arada and overse are murderbot's moms.

[thankchaosforspellcheck]

Spamton: attempted to commit identity theft by stealing Swatch's look.

Battat, Pluey, and Jongler: succeeded in committing identity theft by stealing the mike persona.

What this says about Tenna's tastes: ???????

[teaboot]

The club of Parentified Daughters Who Ran Away From Home To Become Sexy, Unhinged Men is an admittedly small one. But if you're out there Dick Grayson, Dean Winchester, Viktor Hargreeves, Hanzo Shimada, Nicholas D. Wolfwood, ,,

[self-proclaimed-mad-scientist]

“Frankenstein is great but Victor is such a whiny bi-“ SHUT UPPPP PLEASEEE if you went through what he did YOU WOULD BE THE SAME

[there-is-no-hucow-level]

Whoever can come teach me lighting can take before and afters