who steals french fries off the other’s plate - probably Alaric because he’s always hungry and if he thinks someone is going to waste a single precious carb, he’s on it.
who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple - would Damon? Alaric certainly wouldn’t, he respects Damon’s relationship with Enzo too much to joke, and he doesn’t know Damon that well yet.
who has to bust or bail the other out of jail - either way, they’d have each other’s backs.
who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues - Damon gives Alaric advice and/or comfort, but Alaric kind of wants to cover his ears when he does it because it’s so embarrassing.
who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes - Damon. Please.
who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk - Alaric would prefer the hearth anyway.
who starts and who wins the pillow fights - Damon would start it, Alaric would beg him to stop because they are NOT twelve years old.
who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush - Damon would so say this. N/A the other way around.