To all the assholes out there, how do you do it? I want to learn your secrets! I don't want to be a steriotypical Minnesotan anymore! I'll pay you in baked goods that didn't turn out how I wanted.
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To all the assholes out there, how do you do it? I want to learn your secrets! I don't want to be a steriotypical Minnesotan anymore! I'll pay you in baked goods that didn't turn out how I wanted.
you see the bad part about hyperfixating on the 2017 DuckTales TV show isn't that it's 5 years old, it isn't that there's no new content coming out ever, it isn't having no one in my life into it, it isn't even the getting judged whenever I bring it up in real life.
It's that 90% of the fans are half my age. No online friends to talk about it with, and most of the fanart I can find is...kinda...bad.
Dad (to me): All these male figure skaters are so gay no matter how much you don't want them to be
Me: *wants to get heated but can't cuz it's true*
My first coffee-themed Instagram. I'm officially like everyone else now. #mostlyjoking #brunch #Madrid #coffee
Over 400 notes on my tacos/emotions post and still only 12 followers. Somebody be my friend! 😭😢😐😃😁😂😂😂
Kinda proud of this photo I took of @wildbillmitch yesterday. #powercouple #mostlyjoking #butthisphoto (at Niwot Ridge)
my lonely heart
so last night i was freaking out a bit over my ages ago break up with drivethedarkaway‘s brother but today i have decided to marry hidden-graffiti‘s brother so its all good :)