Jul 2, 2025
With Mama
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With Mama
Mbj serving sqh a bowl of “beef” noodles
Sqh, slurping: this is so good! Its nothing like I’ve ever tasted 🤤
Mbj: ☺️
Sqh, looks down and sees a bandage on mbj’s stomach: ! Are you hurt ?!
Mbj, satisfied: 😌 this is nothing, my flesh will grow back
Sqh: ?🤨
He’s definitely looking at your eyes my king…
Pidw mechanics unknown scenario is that falling into someone’s hole is an actual excuse because it does happen.
Shang Qinghua finds out when he accidentally ends up tripping over his robe—somehow tearing it at the crotch—as Mobei-Jun lounges on the edge of his bed.
Shang Qinghua falls directly in line to Mobei-Juns pussy. Now he’s lying there on top of his king silently waiting for him to be killed for taking his virginity.
Mobei-Jun is just waiting for him to continue. He’s not putting his pre-slicked pussy to waste.
What if Shang Qinghua forgot his original name, and that’s why no one finds out about it until they go back to the modern world?!
He and Shen Qingqiu sitting around a small table, gossiping and such, when they start talking about their lives in the modern world.
Eventually, Shen Qingqiu asks him what was his original name?
“It’s only fair I know since you know mine.”
Shang Qinghua laughs at his prissy tone. “Alright, alright, I’ll tell you it’s…” he pauses. His smile drops as he tries to think back.
Shen Qingqiu raises an eyebrow at him and asks, slightly concerned, “Airplane?”
Shang Qinghua waves his hands around saying “No, no, I’m good. Just hold on I got it!” He tries again. He thinks to his old life. Blurry memories. Shadows of people he can’t name. They call out to him but he can’t hear them.
He raises his head again, eyes teary, and chokes out “Um, I can’t…I can’t remember. Why can’t I remember?”
What if Shang Qinghua decides to treat his Mobei-Jun to human cuisine?
He hunts humans down—usually enemies or the “too nosy” human cultivator—and butchers them. He knows which parts of the human his wife likes and saves it to be eaten raw.
Just Shang Qinghua lovingly feeding his wife by hand the still juicy meat of a huan hua disciple who was caught spying on a certain outing.
Mbj “accidentally” inhales a sex pollen and goes to sqh for the cure.
Sqh, trifling threw his collection of cures: don’t worry my king 😅 this servant will surely help you
Sqh hands him a vial of the cure☺️
Mbj drops the vial.
As the cure puddles by their feet, mbj whips out his handy immortal binding cables.
Mbj, glaring: I need a new cure
Sqh: uh
Sqh, now tied up, hard, and immobile: 😵💫
Mobei-Jun at times feel insecure about his husbands affections; he despairs at the thought of not being enough for him and would one day be replaced (delusional king). He remedies these feelings by following Shang Qinghua everywhere—including bathroom.
Shang Qinghua sighs and pinches his nose, “ My king, do you have to follow me when I use the pot too?”
Mobei-Jun sat next to him holding out the tissue “Yes