✨Oran✨

23🔞| SVSSS main | MoShang | Bottom Mobei-Jun lover

[meltedmush]

WE WON YQY WON!!!!!!! THANK YOU MUSH!!? THANK YOU FANFIC WRITER! WE DID IT!!!!!!!

HE WON????????

[wildminti]

Rocky's body is a machine that turns one (1) praise into 10,000,000,000 praises 💕💕💕

[everythingfox]

A parrot eating a croissant while standing on the top of the sign.

(via)

[depsidase]

[meltedmush]

Tis the final dawn of the poll. Scum chat I can rally no further with fanfic as my carpal tunnel has me in the throws of pain. Look upon you my scum and find the strength so we may take that 1.7% to a tie. If you have voted find a friend and make them vote.

We can do this. I believe in the collective desire to see Yue Qingyuan pregnant

Signed tehmeep

[sleepyssnail]

LET'S GET THAT MAN PREGNANT! WOOOOO!!!

[anarchistmemedistro]

[mostlyratbased]

[drawingden]

So how’s the art coming along guys?

[bumbleshark]

[animentality]

[victusinveritas]

Meet Pando, not a forest but a single tree. Every trunk of the Quaking Aspen is genetically identical & connected by a single 80,000 year old root system, making it one of the largest and oldest living entities on Earth!

[foone]

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to walk through the body of a God?

[carmelia-rose]

@derinthescarletpescatarian

[conflitdecanard]

Giving my tiredness about couples being overly lovey-dovey (???) to Sha Hualing because I need a girlie to suffer with me <3

[flame-shadow]

hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

[fucking-relax]

oh, Sisyphus! i got you

[baraphalloplastyclinic]

I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?

Don't become a housewife.

[ladyfoxfire]

And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.

If your spouse fights you on any of this, then don’t quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.

[dressedupliketheking]

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 26

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)

Maes Hughes (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Voting ended onJun 4

PROPAGANDA:

[Yue Qingyuan]

"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."

[Maes]

"The ultimate family man, the #1 wifeguy, wouldn't it be a joy for him to take some of the burden off his wife when the time comes to grow his family? (And shhh, everything is fine! Canon won't happen if we close our eyes and write fix-it fic instead)."

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[friendodo]

Sketch dump for an AU where the original SQQ acquires a son called Shen Yuan who is absolutely doted on by YGY and LQG (and SQQ) and becomes the biggest nerd you’ve ever seen.

[yellow-cat]

do you think a cornered mouse would dream of cheese

[werewolf-girlfriend]

[yellow-cat]

come on man