#moteamasu

[kaialonedoodles]

All Hans Full aka Moteamasu wanted was a leg or two, so how about this:

New and improved Hans Full, with two of his arms swapped for legs, and one more leg added for balancing purposes, giving him an inconceivable number of SIX limbs in total.

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Hmm biggest headcanon, Hans Full is just offscreen every time maddiman appear in every game yes. He's gonna fix him up and remove all the ultimate weapon stuff so hans can just be 100% in control of his own free will without going beserk, and also this hypothetical friendly form will actually be recruitable someday. But for now every moment the game does not show sad bab being okay and alive, he is just okay and alive offscreen. He is just resting. Madds is still workin on him to fix all the problems and lil dude is tucked into bed two metres away from the plot and this is 100% canon and nobody can prove its not. Hans gets to eat all the icecream he wants while he gets better. Maddiman dragged an old tv down to the secret lab so hans can watch cartoons all day. All the abandoned teddy bears in springdale have been scavenged from the trash and given to our many arms son to hold. And also hold he baby turtle brothers. And he dad read him bedtime story every night.

Canon. It is canon. This is how i cope!

[kaialonedoodles]

Sort of an alternate idea:

Friend Form Hans Full, with a reduced number of arms, now four in total, to simplify the design. But with an additional limb on the back for balance.

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Yo-kaialone on Twitter

“@twumblunni His befriend dialouge is this: "I'm Moteamasu. Let's hold hands, hold hands, please?" It's written in a way that sugge

INCREDIBLY GOOD AND BLESSED NEWS: we have one damn game where Hans Full is befriendable, even if its japan only

And we also have ADORABLE DIALOGUE FROM THE BABY BOYYYYYyyyy

Thanks to @kaialone 's twitter sideblog for showing me this and MELTING MY SOUL with a translation!

"I'm Moteamasu. Let's hold hands, hold hands, please?"

BAPY...

Moteamasu is his japanese name. And Kai says that the way his lines are written seems like a fragmented adorable baby talk. I dunno if the line is voiced but from what ive heard of his battle voice clips in yw2 i can imagine him saying this and my heart just explodes. He has a really cute squeaky voice and that sort of mushy mouth lisp that toddlers have when theyre not quite sure how to pronounce stuff yet. The way he says his name is like "motey masshuuuu" and he does this lil squeaky hiccup noise and sounds all scared and cries when he gets hurt. GOD SERIOUSLY i am SO GLAD the dub eventually realized their mistake and recast a more accurate voiceactor in yw3. Tho still he kinda sounds more like a ten year old than a three year old. Someday this poor kid will get the correct level of bapy factor in the west!!

Anyway in summary MY HEART

I dunno why but thats such a cute decision to sum up his character in one single sentence. Cos you only ever see him beserking in yw2 and his yw3 boss fight is a weird non canon unexplained thing in the middle of a pyramid. Its nice to learn a bit more about what he'd be like if we got to see him again in a less stressful situation and finally get to be friends. He's just a very shy little bean!! With so many hands to hold his papa's hand!!!

God im EMOTIONALLY COMPRIMISED

Also apparantly his befriending item is milk. JUST WHEN U THOUGHT HE COULDNT BE MORE BAPY!! Man it must be really hard to bottle feed a 20 foot tall baby that can shake you like a rattle, lol

Good son sweet son, precious literal bouncing baby boyyyyyy

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Random thing i appreciate about the yokai watch dub!

Hans Full is such a perfect cute name for dr maddiman's experiment <3

Like in japanese it was also a pun on "what a handful" but the japanese word for that doesnt have the word hand in it. So its a total stroke of luck that the english dub led to an even more fitting name for a giant hand monster!

Also the random choice to make a pun on Hans also makes it a lil bit cuter cos its like he gave his experiment a person name out of affection. HE WAS SO READY TO LOVE HIS NEW SONNNNNN

Anyway in summary i am never stop having feels for babby Hans and i still think its the greatest character design in all of yokai watch and the only thing even cuter than madds himself

Lorge bebe

He may be a failure at ultimate power but he succeeded at ultimate feels!

Me at every damn yokai watch game: ok but is hans back now

HE MAY POSSIBLY BE CANONICALLY BACK IN THE APP GAME or possibly it could just be an out of canon cameo cos it was a popular boss fight but CMON BRING BACK THE STITCHY CHILD HE HAS SO MUCH HANDS FOR HUGGIN