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open starter - verse / homecoming

totally scott FREE---!! ( or not ) peter’s body froze as he stared at the NOT so invited guest on his bed. nooo, how was he gonna talk his way out of this one? should he just, not talk? should he back flip out of there? wait that’d actually be super cool. no. he’d face this like an adult. plus, he already closed the window. && there’s no way aunt may would want a teenager in a skin tight suit flipping through the kitchen. “w-what? ha, is this the wrong house?! heard there was a, robbery. must be the next floor! --- BYE!” smooth.

#can be small text doesn't have to be super small #just my default you know #i just want a friend finding out he's spiderman okay #to all those who liked the permanent starter call #shrinemade #hastodosomething #brokcnlegacies #motherfndeadpool #walkavvay #scottymccalltrue #becomeshunted #anyone who wants to take this somewhere feel free #otherwise i want to plot out any longer spidey things #plus gonna rewatch all films in the next few days to do ALL verses #AS IF THEY WOULDN'T KNWO YOUR VOICE ALSO LIKE

"Roast me" (THIS HAS TO BE GOOD)

“First of all, he dresses like he belongs in a circus. I’m not even joking. To be fair, it’s Wade we’re talking about here -- he probably chose that dark-and-gritty Spiderman-wannabe outfit on purpose. But it’s tacky and stupid, and doesn’t actually do anything to hide the blood! It’s still a darker shade of red. Idiot. And he never stops talking. Like that bus that blows up if it stops goin’ fifty-five miles an hour, he’ll blow up if he ever shuts up for more than thirty seconds at a time. And, listen, I can get behind him usin’ swords and guns an’ shit, but he seems to enjoy shootin’ himself in the foot -- metaphorically and literally. Listen! We get it! You can’t feel pain! You can regrow limbs! Probably screams like a baby when he takes it up the ass. Baby.”

#kee: u never stop talking!#also kee: -literally never stops talking #answered meme #ALSO also kee: Wonder if hed let me peg him later #motherfndeadpool #Ask

Deadpool & jarvis for the ship thing hehe

Send me a ship and I’ll rate it from a scale of 1-10 and tell you my thoughts about it || accepting@motherfndeadpool

I’m going to obey the rules, even though I don’t think 10 is a high enough number for this ship…. 10/10. All assassins would recommend. This some good ship right here. I knew I would like the interactions between these two, but god damn, I didn’t expect to love it quite as much as I do. They are perfect for each other honestly. And they are going to get up to so many shenanigans together. It’s gonna be great. After all, a couple that murders together, stays together!!

#[ out of battery ; ooc ]#you are a dork you know how much i love this ship xd #motherfndeadpool

Dark smoke and red-hot flames engulfed the science lab that once held him prisoner, and Stitch watched in complete glee as the fire DESTROYED EVERYTHING Dr. Jumba had ever worked towards. Destroyed every twisted, little experiment that had suffered at his cruel hands. Every single inhumane creation, except for one. EXPERIMENT 626. He wasn’t responsible for the attack. The Government had come and the Government had deemed his creator insane. He’d thought they’d come to save him, but instead? They ordered him DEAD. Burnt his home to the ground without even a second glance over their shoulder and it was through sheer luck that he managed to escape. Hands clapped as the half-mutant, half-something else turned to leave, excited giggles falling silent when he noticed someone else was there. ❛ It wasn’t me. ❜

STARTER CALL // @motherfndeadpool

#motherfndeadpool #hiiii c: i went w/#stitch's marvel verse i hope that's ok #he's an experiment put together using mutant human and animal dna

@motherfndeadpool // sc

A strong gust of wind blew in New York -- not an uncommon occurrence. But that gust of wind was completely out of the blue; it had been completely stagnant just seconds before. But just like that, it was gone.

Some ten seconds after came a tall figure in an exo-suit, garbed in a tattered black cloak. He dove from the top of an abandoned building and was about to land right on top of someone before he realised they were there.

He stopped himself at the last moment, his feet hovering inches above their head. He landed soundlessly a few feet away, looking off in the direction the wind had blown. "Did you see anything unusual just now?" the voice from the helmet started, robotic and near-toneless (there was a little bit of emotion in there, but not much). There was a short pause as his head craned to properly view the other.

"...What are you wearing?"

#motherfndeadpool #( here's that starter thing! if this doesn't work lemme know!#also lol @ erik because he's just as weirdly dressed )