LUKE DANES SENTENCE STARTERS
This thing we’re doing here, me, you - I just want you to know I’m in. I am all in.
No, I fulfilled my whacking quota for the week.
Well, maybe no one noticed- I mean, you wear crazy outfits all the time.
All right! That’s it! This is my relationship.
There’s not gonna be any more debating about whether or not it’s a good idea if we’re in a relationship, ‘cause we’re in a relationship!
You can have my word and a couple of middle fingers on that
I’ll do the chicken dance on my lunch break.
I wonder if anyone’s ever kicked an audiotape’s ass.
You drank all the coffee in your house before 5 in the morning?
Maybe if you drank a little less coffee, you would make a little less lists.
God, that’s terrible. It’s like drinking a “My Little Pony”.
This is my least favorite door in the world.
And she was loud! And she said “hell”; I never heard her say “hell”, I didn’t even know she knew how to say “hell”. She was mad and she yelled and she said “hell”.
Okay, great. Last question. Uh, what are the odds of you getting me to do a skit where you electrocute me, cut me open, and pull link sausages out of me? ‘Cause I’m thinking they’re right up there with Pia Zadora making a big comeback.
You want the melt cut into squares or stars today?
Same as everyone. Just kind of skulks around with that backpack, never smiles.
Yeah sure, tea sounds like… tea.
No, we were just on one of our spontaneous three-in-the-morning strolls, saw everybody in here, and wondered, “hey, what’s up?”.
What are you, I mean, I thought you were in the Congo… or Philadelphia… or something.
What was I supposed to say? I did things. I let my actions speak. That’s what you’re supposed to do. You’re supposed to let your actions speak. That’s the romantic way to do this, damn it.
Settle down, I go up there every 10 minutes pretending to get something to keep them from doing something we don’t want them to do. You just going up there just down saved me a trip.
I’ve just never heard anyone use “beaked” as a verb before.
Well, I accidentally dropped triple the amount of cocoa powder in the batter, so I either had to dump the batch or find someone with some sort of superhuman chocolate tolerance - only one name came to mind.
I don’t think it’s his lack of smarts, but more proximity to the actual classes that is the problem.
No, but have you tried the insane asylum, where everyone in this room is supposed to be.
Okay, the conversing part of this morning is now over.
Don’t pull the sheet back after I pull it, i need more room for this side…. You pulled it back again.
Painting’s a pain. I’d have to close for a day, which I can’t afford, or paint it in the middle of the night which I don’t want to do because I hate painting.
I’m gonna put your head through a wall, any wall, you can pick the wall, but it will be a wall.
I don’t have time to kill you right now, ____. Come back in a couple of hours.
Look at this place! Look at you. All you need is six dancing penguins and Mary Poppins floating in the corner to bring back two of the worst hours of my childhood.
Look at all the pretty candy!
There is no fate, there is no destiny, there is no luck. Astrology is ridiculous. Tarot cards tell you nothing, you cannot read a palm, tea leaves make tea and nothing else. Jim Morrison is not hanging out with Elvis. And the Kennedys did not kill Marilyn.
What is this feeling, this tightening in the chest, this anger mixed with paralyzing weakness?
Yeah, that’s tough when the universe is against you, that’s like taking on the Manhattan garbage union.
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