Feb 27, 2018
Internallylaughing gets home, and Mother is freaking out about guests coming over for dinner. Internallylaughing helps prep. Mother leaves kitchen for some reason.
Dad comes home.
Dad: What are you doing?
Internallylaughing: Prepping food.
Dad: Why?
Internallylaughing: You didn't know we were having guests?
Dad: I knew, but I didn't think they were having dinner here.
Internallylaughing: Well, Mom has been freaking out for at least the past two hours.
Dad: Oh.