"Every day I'm footballin'."
Pretty much all the dodgy wee remixes which usually contain at least one Kylie song.
"HEEENNNNNRICK OJAMAA, OOH, AHH, I WANNA KNOOOOOOW WHEN YOU SCORE A GOAL".
"Motherwell FC, the team for me. Oh-woah-oh-woah-ohhhh....."
"There's only one, Michael Higdon!"
The "arsehole" man. -He wears his hat almost off his head and every word that comes out his mouth is usually offensive.
The boys that bang the side of the stand- The drum of the Cooper Stand.
The "Casuals". -Make up every song, there's a new one each year. The club's supply of smoke bombs. Steward at ST Mirren: "COULD YOU ALL SIT DOWN?" Casuals: "ALL THE WELL, STAND UP, ALL THE WELL, STAND UP".
The old man beside us- Forever complaining about Chris and Robbie's hyper-activity.
The man two rows infront of me who's obsessed with Humphrey- NEVER talks about anything else. *Pre-match wait in the stand.* "Start with Humphrey." *5 mins in.* "Bring on Humphrey"- all you hear throughout the first half. *Start of second half.* "BRING ON HUMPHREY, BRING ON HUMPHREY" *Humphrey comes on* "OOOH CHRIS HUMPHREY, GO DOWN THE WING FOR MEEEE"! *Match ends* "Humphrey was good today, wun' he?"
There are some amazing characters at the football. I'd really recommend, if you are my friend, coming with me. You'd enjoy it.