If you're still doing these and somehow haven't already received a similar one: SNAIL PRINCE!!
You RIGHT.....
As a ruler
Very thoughtful. I suppose when you go 0.2 miles an hour you have lots of time to think
Hedonistic in the sense that since they don’t really build things (their homes are usually on their backs and what they use for shelter is the undersides of leaves, the insides of logs, etc) all they really do is like. munch & crunch on food. Tomatoes and cucumbers are a large commodity there
Though happy, they’re naturally nervous and their eye stalks shrink whenever anything even mildly faster than them goes by!!
As a lover
Your comfort is his ultimate concern--you don’t have a shell so how can you be sheltered? He always makes sure you have a parasol for the heat and sun and boots on to prevent you from slipping in puddles and also his slime
He could spend hours caressing your face. It might literally take him hours to do so. You appreciate it all the same
He doesn’t have the best eyesight so he really likes seeing you up close! Sometimes you have to sign things a few times over so he can catch it. He also doesn’t have ears. Snails probably aren’t the best fit for sovereignty












