Nov 24, 2022
your bio says you've been 25 for like 8 years now. aren't u like 98 thousand???
you're so old the only date you're getting at your age is carbon dated
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your bio says you've been 25 for like 8 years now. aren't u like 98 thousand???
you're so old the only date you're getting at your age is carbon dated
loser
Im still not picking it up.
Art
Set a smile on you like the sun of you
On my face in this place odd of blue
Fire is your veins but life is your heart
Beats kisses that sting but don't hurt
Set a smile on you when days are blue
Know the earth will keep on turning
Let go if you must but know this true
Your tears 're worth more than diamonds
Let your dreams come true like what you do
With colours shape life from nothing
In the end all thats green gets life from you
And you make the dark not lasting
Set a smile on you, like the sun of you
Hope one day you do, and like you, is undying
Okay someone who isn’t @kyleraynxr and trying to besmirch my reputation by hijacking my train of thought all outlaw style and driving me off the tracks all the way down to XXXTown where he’s the Mayor and I am totally lost and not supposed to be here, I am INNOCENT, I am VIRGINAL, I have RECOMMITTED MYSELF TO CHASTITY and I completely forgot where this was going.
Oh yeah, somebody else do the pentagram thing and say how they’d summon me, because I have no self control and otherwise Moukie and I are gonna back and forth this for like...hours.
On that note, new followers who have the wisdom to look at my interactions with my Partner In Chaos and think umm I would look to be excluded from this narrative plz, feel free to blacklist the tag #Moukie as I try and tag my posts when he and I get on our tangents and go back and forth for like, hours about completely inane shit cuz we think we’re like, a Vaudeville act or something, and fucking hilarious. I mean, granted, we are. But still. I understand if you like to keep that from like...completely overtaking and assimilating your whole dash because we are Borg and we have no boundaries, resistance is futile.
Like. Its a thing. We’re just like that, because idk, God galaxy brained when he made us and Our Minds are just too much for this world to handle? Eh. What can you do.
@bxbbydrake I’m sorry for showing you things that are relevant to your interests! It means I’m LISTENING when you talk, gawd!
Sometimes I think “hey, why are you like this” but then the problem is I have no idea if I’m asking that of @bxbbydrake or myself.
@bxbbydrake I saw you’ve been adding to your BU tag but I can’t believe you thought I didn’t know who Rome Flynn was, I’m literally the person who told you about him in the first place, how did you forget that. This is the worst thing you’ve done to me since the last worst thing you did to me two hours ago when you accused me of making a vore joke just because I said I was gonna devour the earth and end everything after you called me an Elder God born of the primordial ooze.
bxbbydrake replied to your post:
builtfjordtuff replied to your post: Teen Wolf no...
Tl;dr
Please. We both know your actual thought process was:
Hmm, this is about the New Mutants. Oh hey, I never got far into reading that series because I switched back to reading Batman and haven’t gotten around to reading more of that one yet. I really need to do that, I liked what I read of those characters so far. Actually, I’m gonna save reading this until after I’ve read more of the New Mutants and have a better sense of those characters and what they’re like.
Two years go by before you read more New Mutants cuz you still have 125434 issues of Batman, X-Men and Justice League to read first and by the time you finally read more New Mutants and get a good enough sense of their characters that you’d read stuff about them, you’ll have forgotten you were ever saving something to read later, and thus the prophecy of tl;dr will be fulfilled: it has indeed been too long, and thus you didn’t read.
*examines fingernails* How’d I do?
(Also, I’m preempting your top two choices of response: another ‘tl’dr’ or an accusation of witchcraft)