#moukieisms

[sunwukxng]

It occurred to me that maybe I should ask the big questions everyone else is afraid to:

Do you think that out there, somewhere, some dude has called his dick Squirtle?

And when he nuts, does he just go still and say "Squirtle squirt!"?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[sunwukxng]

where my OCD peeps at

Im making a post about my own experiences with it and i wanna know if y'all do something similar or understand the Logic behind why i do things a certain way, or ways or patterns in which you do things the way you do

That's what I wanna Talk About Tonight. So if you wanna join in on the conversation, send me asks (anon is open, as always) and keep an eye out for my OCD explanation post. 😎

Like, I'm not "officially-diagnosed ", but neither was my ADHD, GAD, MDD, or IBS until like last year but I know my experiences and how I operate lol (though knowing and doing something with that knowledge are two different things! Maybe a topic for another time).

So yeah, hit me up, and keep your potato peelers nearby for your eyes. (This was my not-so-clever, nonsensical way of saying "keep your eyes peeled"; perhaps ANOTHER topic is my incessant need to convolute things in what I think is an original or amusing way, prioritizing being esoteric and Mysterious as opposed to just straight-forward and making plain my meaning (sidebar, I love that fucking phrase, and I associate it with Thor for some reason, probably the speech pattern (sidebar to that sidebar, with regards to being straight-forward; I'm gay, i think I should be exempt from such frivolous heterosensuality (sidebar to the sidebar of my sidebar -- wait, I think this is actually four sidebars, if we count the first parenthetical of this mega-paragragh: I love making up or flipping about/playing with words, like bar-side instead of sidebar, because it makes me feel clever to invent funny, clever, turnabout ways of saying things. It's just a Moukie-ism, which I recently created a tag to track my own amusing idiosyncrasies))).

Bloop ska doop.

[sunwukxng]

I'm gonna need someone to take my brain away and put it in time out because the utterly random thought of "wow, wouldn't it be cool if i could fuck myself just so I can say 'I nutted in my butted?'" and like...mouks...what the actual fuck are you talking about lmao

[sunwukxng]

so i’m wearing my blue hoodie shirt and blue sweat pants and my glasses have a blue rim up top and the only thing not blue is my boxer-briefs but i kinda wanna go put on the blue pair that matches so i’ll be a Blue Boy, blue and true, but also i don’t want to have to go through the effort of swapping undies

but also....Aesthetic

[sunwukxng]

look, it's not even that "radical" or "extremist". 🙄 All I'm saying is that people with outie bellybuttons (PWOBB) are unnatural and deserve to be persecuted and exterminated. Is that so bad?? Am I not allowed my OPINION or FREE SPEECH?? the Radical Up are the real extremists.

[sunwukxng]

since we all know what mine is (or at least one of them), what’s a kink that you joked about all the time because you thought it was so funny, but then somewhere along the way, you weren’t joking anymore and it somehow became an actual kink, much to your shame and dismay?

obviously mine is the alpha/beta/omega dynamics trope, so what about y’all? 

anon is on, so anons are welcome if you don’t, won’t, or can’t say it with your chest. you can reply or reblog with answers too if you’d like.

[sunwukxng]

i’ve been sitting on the phrase “coondeleeza rice” for a handful of years and i’m gonna need one of you nigglets to start wilding out so i can finally use it

[sunwukxng]

me, on a date: *holds champagne glass as he leans across the table* systemic discrimination a la homophobia in invertebrates. thoughts?

him: