#mouse chronicles

[foxesareforbiddencats]

There's another freaking baby mouse.

[justgot1]

VENGEANCE IS MINE!

Boss Mouse is dead!

[justgot1]

masterofhounds replied to your post: HE -- HE ATE THE PEANUT BUTTER OFF THE TRAP AND...

Tomcat brand Press N Set traps.

That’s what I used! HE CIRCUMVENTED IT! I reset it with butter instead and smeared it on so he’ll have to lick it to get it.

[justgot1]

HE -- HE ATE THE PEANUT BUTTER OFF THE TRAP AND DIDN'T SPRING IT. WHAT. THIS MOUSE WHAT THE FUCK THIS MOUSE IS THE FINAL BOSS. THIS MOUSE MUST DIE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE. I WILL BE GRANTED SO MANY BOONS FOR KILLING THIS MOUSE.

[justgot1]

I RESENT BEING TOM IN THIS TOM AND JERRY SITUATION

There is ONE LAST NINJA MOUSE I can’t catch. He mocks me by juuuuust darting out of sight into the bowels of the stove (???) as I’m walking into the kitchen. The d-con traps that ensnared his compatriots are not working because he is the Final Boss, so I am taking the gloves off with the ol’ fashioned snap-traps because NOW IT’S PERSONAL. 

Did last night’s enticingly placed snap-trap work? No. No it did not. Oh my god. I’m so mad at this mouse. DON’T MAKE ME RESORT TO STICKY TRAPS YOU FUCKER JUST DIE LIKE A MAN.

[justgot1]

Mouse update: two caught yesterday, then today I boobytrapped the kitchen with traps, and put SIX of those little plug-in sonic repeller thingies in every damn room for the mouse equivalent of torturing them with nonstop bad rock music.

[justgot1]

Oh. My god. The trap failed to snap so I just saw the fucking mouse just chilling in there eating the peanut butter. OH IT’S ON YOU SMUG LITTLE BASTARD.

[foxesareforbiddencats]

I've caught mouse #4 of round two. Their name is FastLittleShit, GetBackHere You.