"Nnnrg." Apollo ignored the voice at first, rolling over onto his back as he continued snoring. He was having difficulty trying to get comfortable and ended up rolling a little too far off, he tumbled over onto the floor and hit it with a loud thud. The archer groaned out as he pushed himself from the ground, moving at a snails pace the entire time.
”I’m up, I am so up.” His hand went straight for his temples and he groaned out in pain from the sudden headache. His vision was blurry and he could just barely make out the figure standing before him. “Oh.” He greeted with a smug grin on his face, “—Hey Dick.”
As he lowered his hand, he noticed the metal band around his ring finger, and his tired eyes widened in horror. “What the hell?” He turned to Dick, holding his hand up for the other to see. Apollo’s eyes locked onto the ring Grayson had as well, and he lifted his hand up. It looked as if they had a matching pair.
"Is this some prank of yours?"
Dick made a face, twisting the gold ring on his left finger. As amusing as Apollo was with a hangover, this situation was dire.
"I'm afraid not," he said with a sigh. He tipped his head back, watching the ceiling as if it held the answer to all of life's mysteries. "It appears we had a little too much to drink last night. And now we're a little bit married."
"God, Batman's going to kill me. And you, probably." He sighed again and sank back on the bed. There was a drumline in his head, playing out a fantastic beat. He crossed his legs under him and dropped his head in his hands.
"Why do I do these things?"