#mozartines

[gallowking]

mozartines replied to your post: Becomes the anti-social he is and avoids all of...

blows actual party poppers in the rhythm of a waltz bc ayyy he’s annoying

“Do you mind?” Yes, Mozart, he’ll call him out on how an utter nuisance you are!

[ryogai]

mozartines replied to your post: “What in the world is going on now? What’s this...

cue mozart casually taking a hugeass DINK OF BATHWOTER

“Mozart, no!! SPIT THAT OUT RIGHT NOW!!” 

[gallowking]

mozartines replied to your post: Sleepy, so he naps with his journal covering his...

carefully PRIES JOURNAL OFF HIS COLD DEAD HANDS

He’s going to go teach Mozart a hard earned LESSON FOR TOUCHING HIS THINGS LIKE THAT! 

[gallowking]

mozartines replied to your post: Cue Wolfgang looking at Sanson, almost as if he's...

pauses for a moment, dunks his own head in, drinks. bottoms up, wolfgang.

Now it’s his moment. Slowly summons his Noble Phantasm-

[gallowking]

mozartines replied to your post: “Penguins cannot marry other people together.” 

cue aghast wolfgang.png

“You can’t honestly believe that nonsense, Amadeus.” 

[gallowking]

Cue Wolfgang looking at Sanson, almost as if he's incredibly serious, then proceeds to go to the bathtub and points at it. "Ought I to drink this for two thousand florins?"

“You would be an even bigger fool if you did. I won’t pay you a single coin, but if you must, then by all means, Amadeus.” 

[ryogai]

mozartines replied to your post: “I see the chaos has calmed down for now.. That’s...

mozart vc: a s s e s

“Mozart, don’t start! Archer is going to shove soap in your mouth if you do that..”

[gallowking]

"So to say, Herr Sanson, if you were to behead me, how much are you willing to bet that I will NOT die if I have stacks of papers to shield my neck? Ahahahahaha!"

“Bold of you to assume that I wouldn’t merely just remove said stack of papers, Amadeus. Besides, the thicker the layer, the slower you begin to suffocate.”