#mpc07-foundtheinternet

[battle-subway-ghost]

//here’s my convoluted pitch: ask an eldritch horror god to possess some guy in human paris’ world, and make them produce whatever item is intended to be sent to paris in a mildly threatening manner.

Yw for this

// implication that Pokémon Paris isn’t a human

[battle-subway-ghost]

//guys paris is ok he just collected the fourth vessel in slay the princess that’s why it’s the unraveling arc

// This is so funny to me but unfortunately i cant understand it fully because I havent played STP </3

[battle-subway-ghost]

Back view of paris hatim.

// You win award for the best ask ever sent to this blog. Thank you. I can't even answer this in character. I am cackling right now actually

[battle-subway-aftershow]

How easy is it for Paris to laugh?

Pretty easy! Even if he thinks a joke of yours sucked he'd probably still laugh if it was stupid enough. He's also the kind of guy who laughs at his own jokes (even if nobody else is lol)

[battle-subway-aftershow]

Hi I was looking for an oc reference in my photos and I found this screenshot

RSDJKLTHSJKDHFG REALLY GOOD

[nanaboo-pumpkaboo]

Local homeless man accused of being a dangerous criminal, having committed heinous acts such as corporate espionage and eating deep dish pizza. More at twelve.

witnesses last report seeing this man in clown makeup and drinking the toppings off a hot dog like a smoothie.

[nanaboo-pumpkaboo]

📄 garchomo

Garchomo are funny little guys who find themselves needing particular care, when cleaning I always ensure to use a nice light and warm sprits of water and a hot towel to wipe off Megas scales, which usually destroy the towel. brushes last longer but are more expensive. to maintain their claws I allow my Garchomo Mega to dig their claws into some tree bark as it also provides enrichment, and gnaw on them as well to keep the jaw strong and the teeth. Unable to fly in traditional means we will test her speed by seeing how long she can dash and hover over the sea before needing to land (I've taught her surf just in case). Overall Garchomo's are fellas who require maintenance but are 100% worth it.

What do you mean she's shiny?

[sawsbuck-trainer]

🌟 - Excellence. Name a battle-related accomplishment your muse is really proud of.

I did get two gym badges back in the day! It isn't much, but I'm still happy to have them!!

I'm pretty sure I had a type disadvantage against those two gyms, too. I had to train extra hard to win them.