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Tanner, about Than: He’s not my friend. He’s someone I like to antagonize all the time, and one time I talked to him about something real.

Matthew: That’s a friend, Tanner.

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Trisha: Okay, who asked for macaroni and bees?

Mackenzie: Uh… do you mean cheese?

Trisha, struggling to keep the bowl covered: Actually, that does make more sense.

Than: If the opposite of “pro” is “con”…

Blaine: and the opposite of progress is congress…

Than: then the opposite of constitution is-

Tanner: I’m gonna stop you both right there.

Mikayla: You ready?

Shay: You bet!

Cameron: What’s going on?

Shay: Mikayla's teaching me how to play chess.

Mikayla: And in return, she’s teaching me to trash-talk.

Mikayla: Speaking of which, the hospital called. Your results came back - you’re a stage 5 dumbass.

Shay: You’ve come so far.

Amberlynn: You believe me?

Mackenzie: Amberlynn, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

Snickers Commercial: You're not you when you're hungry.

Deandra, always hungry: ...Who am I?

Brittnay: You promised not to fuck me!

Mackenzie: Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia, Brittnay. Welcome to the real world.

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