Jun 25, 2020
Tanner, about Than: He’s not my friend. He’s someone I like to antagonize all the time, and one time I talked to him about something real.
Matthew: That’s a friend, Tanner.
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Tanner, about Than: He’s not my friend. He’s someone I like to antagonize all the time, and one time I talked to him about something real.
Matthew: That’s a friend, Tanner.
why has no one made a ‘most popular girls in school’ incorrect quotes blog yet?
Trisha: Okay, who asked for macaroni and bees?
Mackenzie: Uh… do you mean cheese?
Trisha, struggling to keep the bowl covered: Actually, that does make more sense.
Than: If the opposite of “pro” is “con”…
Blaine: and the opposite of progress is congress…
Than: then the opposite of constitution is-
Tanner: I’m gonna stop you both right there.
Mikayla: You ready?
Shay: You bet!
Cameron: What’s going on?
Shay: Mikayla's teaching me how to play chess.
Mikayla: And in return, she’s teaching me to trash-talk.
Mikayla: Speaking of which, the hospital called. Your results came back - you’re a stage 5 dumbass.
Shay: You’ve come so far.
Amberlynn: You believe me?
Mackenzie: Amberlynn, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
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Deandra, always hungry: ...Who am I?
Brittnay: You promised not to fuck me!
Mackenzie: Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia, Brittnay. Welcome to the real world.