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Owl To: Mary Macdonald

Mary Muffin,

Ugh. Just... no. Yeuch. I feel we should get her her own bucket for her birthday. With her name engraved on it or something. "Marly's Sick Bucket". Has a nice ring to it, I think.

Lots of Love, Lils x 

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Mary Munchkinette,

You encourage James Potter's unhealthy obsession with me. He's a teacher, Mary. Ew. Double ew actually - we really shouldn't let Marly get drunk; she's a bloody nightmare. Or, at the very least, we should make her carry around her own bucket.

Lily x

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Owl To: Mary Macdonald

My Mary Muffin,

Excuse me while I'm sick all over your best pair of heels. For the last time, just because I'm part of his little 'Slug Club' does not make his attention paedophilia-based in any way. At all.

Scarred for life, Lils 

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Owl To: Mary Macdonald

Dearest Muffin Mary,

Ew.

Sincerely, Don't call me Lily Pie. 

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Owl To: Mary Macdonald

Mary Darling,

He is a teacher!

Vaguely grossed-out, Lils. 

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Owl To: Mary Macdonald

Mary-Mc-Muffin,

Most definitely. I can't wait, Love! Oooh I wonder what they have on the new Defense teacher...

Lots of Love, Lils.

PS: Hahah save them for later tonight! 

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Owl To: Mary Macdonald

Dear Mary Darling,

Most definitely ! I wouldn't trust those idiots as it is; Potter's getting on my last nerve and we've been here less than twenty-four hours. It's going to be a long year. Awe - I've missed the little dears; they're such sweethearts! Meet up in the dormitories at five?

Lots of Love, Lils x

PS I've brought a batch of Mum's cookies in a little plastic container for later on tonight. Back-to-school catch-up here we come!

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