#mpp29

[starrryking]

champion (both literally and also of my heart 🫶)

[vanityfaire]

mackcelly aka the youngest person to ever exist, hopped up on italian apple juice at full motor mouth potential: -like anyways as i was telling will smith you know will smith like will smith hockey hes so blond you cant miss him anyway as i was telling will smith the beds here are SO small like you have no idea but sidney crosby you know sidney crosby hes like the prime minister of canada hes like my mama and HE said thats totally normal for the olympics because hes like been you know and he actually scored THEE golden goal but i wasn't sure so i asked marie philip poulin you know marie philip poulin shes like captain canada shes like my dada and SHE said she agrees with sid

papi matthews in a crisp snapback shades on phone off ten missed calls from "marner sneaky link [do not answer]," one 👍🇺🇸 text from his divorce lawyer/dog sitter, and a 8:30am alarm for "? practice:" sure kid. yeah. but like...does your team feel like a team tho

nico hischier: I'm Nico Hischier

alexandre texier who has not passed a puck to another french player in ten thousand years: right yez neeco...ze little one with ze brown sugar hair and ze many rubberé bracelets you play with in ze oonited estates. you eh...say his name is j'acuse?

[sj-sharkie]

more incorrects!

all previous incorrects (x)

[xdragon-riderx]

[nyrroo]

waking up to see the victoire & habs partying together at a luke combs concert was not what i expected but what a glorious way to open up pride month

[muirneach]

gagged by mpp wearing a pearl necklace at the 08 u18 womens worlds lol

[letoilelune]

i fear i did not get lucky enough to get shown mpp on my broadcast :(

[lifes-a-buch-89]

marie phillip poulin may be a woman but she is THAT. GUY.