#mpreg headcanon

[headcanontheshitoutofsoulsborne]

Mpreg headcanon under the cut:

Radagon was the one who gave birth to the Twin Prodigies, because Marika's agonizing birthing of the (horned) Omen Twins mentally and physically scarred her.

[slice-of-life-ismyweakness]

This is a little sideblog to hoard all my guilty pleasure comfort posts in fandoms, which consists of:

Established Relationships

Fluff

Slice of life

Found Family

MPREG

Current fandoms:

Stranger Things (Steddie and Harringrove)

911 (Buddie)

Hazbin Hotel (Angel Dust x Husk, + Alastor)

Marvel (Various! Tony and Peter will ALWAYS be a father/son relationship tho)

I dabble in a lot of fandoms tho, including Teen Wolf, Star Trek, Harry Potter, LOTR, The Hobbit, ATLA, The Witcher and The Umbrella Academy.

Feel free to send headcanons, lil prompts or whatever!

Or follow if you’re comfort fics or scenarios are any of the above!

[general-light]

this is kinda cursed but consider this. we dont know how long it takes for a baby to grow(?) in a fridge. maybe its like 30 years. also alternate and less cursed theory, phil said that we dont know what time period the smp is set in so it could be that lmao

The idea of Wilbur having grown(?) for 30 years in a fridge squicks me out so much orz.

Anyway (AND I HATE TO SAY THIS UNIRONICALLY), it is my firm headcanon that on the Dream SMP, it’s the guys who give birth to children, because let’s be honest, there have only been male pregnancies and I do not think a salmon or a fridge can birth a child.

[omegaverse-seeker]

Sorry if this has been asked before but omegaverse is new to me and I literally just searched for it on here and clicked on the first blog that came up. I've seen that chart y'all use but I don't understand how birth works for omega males? Like, I understand that they have to have cesareans but how does that work when cesareans used to have a high mortality rate? Wouldn't that be bad evolutionary? I know it's probably not that deep but I'm just curious ^^'

Here’s my thing with this headcanon, either you let male Omegas give birth naturally or don’t get them pregnant at all. 

It makes absolutely no sense that suddenly male Omegas are getting pregnant and then require cesareans. Like then there would probably be no male Omega and if there were, more than likely they’d be dead or choose to never have children until the creation of a c-section. 

That headcanons makes me so mad. Lol. In that world are you saying that humans were so smart since they realized that male Omegas could get pregnant, that they knew how to do c-sections? It doesn’t mAKE SENSE.

[loveluststerek]

Headcanons for Pining!Billy and Mpreg!Steve

El will have figured it out, because she's smart. And she can read minds or whatever.

I don't know how it would come about, 2 difference scenarios are in my head that would lead to El having a conversation with Billy about their Papas.

Scenario 1, Billy would do something v stupid that involves the Upside Down, or the evil scientists or something, maybe he gets violent, and loses control. The whole cliche/heartbreaking moment when he stares in horror at what he's done, but the thing that scares him the most would be that he isn't sorry or regretful.

El would chase him down, (maybe after throwing the already unconscious evil into the wall for good measure), and they'd have a heart to heart.

El would say, he is not like Papa. Papa would only do bad for bad's sake, never to help or protect someone. Billy protects, Billy does the hard stuff that their friends could never stomach, just like El. El tells him about the first time she used her powers against a bully, and how the guys recoiled from her.

Maybe she lets skip she knows? Says, "Steve understands."

Scenario 2 is the same just flipped, El does something vicious, to protect. Maybe the others protest at first, but Billy is the one who chases El down, who's nosebleed has mixed with her tears across her face.

He hands her a tissue, maybe he carries them because he knows Steve has really sensitive morning sickness. (He hasn't been brave enough to hand one to him yet.)

He tells her, he understands. He has a bad man in his life, who likes to hurt for no reason. Is he bad if he defends himself? Or Max? El shakes her head, and he says then what differences make El bad? And she shrugs. But gives Billy a small smile. Maybe she says back, they aren't bad people. They are just the strongest.

Both scenarios end with El just full on bear hugging Steve, and saying Billy is a good person. But Billy needs time.

(she doesn't take sides. I think somewhere along the line she has a conversation with Steve too, who feels angry, sad, abandoned, and guilty for feeling those things when he knows Billy doesn't have a choice at the moment.)

[headcanontheshitoutofsoulsborne]

Mpreg headcanon under the cut:

Had Radagon stayed with Rennala, there would be a possibility that he'd carry their next child.

Maybe in another life, another dream, he wakes up beside Rennala. He gets a moment to gaze at her face, gently caressing her cheek with the back of his hand as she sleeps. Is this his reality? It feels real enough. If this be a dream, he never seeks to awaken.

Who knows, had Radagon known that Marika would use him and shatter the Elden Ring, he might have just stayed where he was.

[general-light]

i can’t believe that i just read the hc that there is mpreg on the dream smp. please never stop posting /lh

My HC is only supported by the fact that I’m pretty sure Dream was canonically pregnant at one point :]

[loveluststerek]

More Headcanons sorry

Haven't decided how Steve's parents would react. Like, fuck canon a min.

I imagine Steve's dad is the one who's soft with him, but his mother is the ruthless business woman. They didn't marry out of love I don't think.

I think his mother would be embarrassed, and I think she would want to publicly disown him to save her name.

I don't think they'd allow him to be homeless though. I think they'd take away their last name, and put him up in a small house or apartment. They'd give him money every month, but I'd think his mother would put Hawkins behind her.

I like the idea of Billy offering his last name, as it's his mother's. He didn't take Neil's. He likes the idea of the baby having his mom's last name.

I think this all happens after the baby is born, after Billy finally escapes his dad.

I also think the baby would have been born before the situation with Neil is dealt with. Billy seeing Steve all alone, struggling with a newborn, maybe not money wise, but he needs help.

Steve expected his mother's reaction, but he's surprised that his dad let his mom go as far as to move out of Hawkins, and leave him behind.

(I think his dad would visit. Maybe a few times a year? Maybe a birthday visit or something).

(personal headcanon is Steve's mother is physical, slaps him around a bit growing up. But that's a whole other post)