#mr dunkle

[dunkleosteus-official]

I have to be the most fuckable and esoteric dunk on the Ural ocean.

Too late, i already am. All the other dunks wanna be me. (/lh)

[dunkleosteus-official]

I have been up there on the surface. I can confirm: it's dry. Cannot recommend.

oh ew 0/10 not the vibe. dry air on my plates is not the way to go. thank you for warning me!!!

[dunkleosteus-official]

I’m gonna go get a squid or perhaps a tasty fish for a snack, anyone want anything?

[dunkleosteus-official]

How do you feel with being depicted on a canvas

What’s a canvas

Also I would be so honored to get to see that!!! I love knowing that dunks are appreciated and seen. Makes my fishy heart smile.

[dunkleosteus-official]

What does your skin feel like? Is it smooth and rubbery? Scaly? Or perhaps slimy?

Under that thick, plated armor there is a sort of sliminess like that of nearly all fish. I am a bit rubbery, but not quite smooth… I don’t have fully evolved scales either.

I’m trying to get used to my snacks having scales though!!! Scales are really just starting to become a thing and honestly all that new texture does is just make my life harder. It’s a major change and currently i hate it but I’m hungry as can be.