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Hello mister Dunkle. How is it dunking? Tell us a cool dunkleosteus fact.

It’s dunking pretty well!! A fun little factoid is that I don’t actually have teeth. I use my jawbones to crush up my dinner’s armor. Basic, I know, but seriously. Crunch!!

I miss you dunk squad… what’s been happening in your lives??

dunkleosteus can you dunk

i can dunk on the opps by existing but i dunno what if anything that counts for

oh my god you're my favourite fish!! i hope there are many crunchy trilobites in your future <3

That is so sweet of you to say!!! I’ll save you a trilobite <3

I have to be the most fuckable and esoteric dunk on the Ural ocean.

Too late, i already am. All the other dunks wanna be me. (/lh)

Hello all my beautiful dunk squad!! I’m gonna go munch on a trilobite. Anyone want any snacks while I’m up??

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‘Nother idea: Dunkleosteus at Dunkin’ Donuts.

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Dunkleosteus at the Dunkin’ Donuts

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GET DUNKED ON BY A DUNKLEOSTEUS!!

*sweats nervously (in every sense a fis- I mean banana can sweat)* Umm... No need to look any closer. Bananas are not edible, so there is no reason to check.

Hmmmm something tells me that this is a bit…

…fishy.

Dunkleosteus Squad, I cannot believe we’ve made it this far. We have made it to however long this blog has been here. I’m so happy!!! As per tradition my asks are open so please come say hi, tell me something, or ask a question!! I’m gonna be eating a trilobite in the meantime!

Don't mind me, just passing by. I'm just.. um.. yes! I'm just a banana. Not a tasty fish. Yes, definitely a banana.

What is a banana? What constitutes a banana? I think i should investigate this matter further...

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I have been up there on the surface. I can confirm: it's dry. Cannot recommend.

oh ew 0/10 not the vibe. dry air on my plates is not the way to go. thank you for warning me!!!

What’s it like up there guys??

I bet your rival for the title of the cutest fish is a latimeria. But I know you are the cutest.

I— a a a??? Thank you!!! It’s so nice to know that someone perceives me as cute, even in spite of my armored plates and big strong jaws and the like!

Sometimes even big predatory fish need a little bit of validation too… I may be big and fierce, but I am, first and foremost, a fish!!

And those lobe-finned fish make a really good dinner…

… Maybe I won’t have too much competition!

Tragic that dunks can't be booped. It always ends up in bonk because of the armor plates.

What is a boop it sounds so cozy and nice!!

Unfortunately, sometimes the armor plating makes affection difficult.

I once tried to eat a jellyfish and I said "Eugh! Ptooey!"

It was just weird water with texture and stingers.

Oh weird textures like that are the actual worst. I don’t blame you in the slightest for spitting that out. Jellyfish are the worst texture :((( that’s why i stick to other placoderms mostly

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