#mr masque

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I have no clue if anyone has done this yet, but here's my take on the various Homicipher characters and how they would react to you saying you want a baby (via meme format). Enjoy lmao. (˵•̀ᴗ - ˵ )

Also... I may or may not be working on a little headcanon list ranking each of the main seven based on how they would be as fathers so, if that's something up your alley, it might be coming out in the next week 👀👀 (if I don't get hit upside the head with the no motivation stick, that is haha... Finals are killing me).

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Mister Crawling

Some silly headcanons on him Fem.reader

• He loves carrying you in his arms, and he also loves having you sit on his lap. You'll be eating together, and suddenly he'll hum and reach his arms out, that's the sign. You're supposed to come sit with him. As for carrying you around, he'll do it anytime, no matter what.

• One day during your period, you said your stomach hurt and jokingly told him that you were pregnant. Some time later, Crowling's stomach started hurting too. He walked up to you, looked completely serious, and loudly announced, "I'm pregnant by you."

• MC has a lot of plushies and toys she sleeps with. The crawler isn't a fan of that, so while you're asleep, he quietly moves them away and takes their place instead.

• He tries really hard to know everything about you. You said you like a certain movie? He'll watch it, even if it's not his thing, and remember every detail. You don't like a certain girl? He won't even look at her. If you like an item or a decoration, he'll try to make the same thing with his own hands.

• Mr. Crawling learns love songs and not only love songs. Basically, he tries to learn any songs you enjoy. Then he sings them for you, even if it doesn't always sound very good.

• One time, you let him scroll through TikTok. Before that, he'd heard that you found dark humor a little funny. He also didn't realize that other people used TikTok and thought every video was something nobody had ever seen before. So he memorized a bunch of dark jokes and started telling them to you.

• He somehow learned how to make weird profile pictures without your help. First, he'd pick a background, something like a tiny pink table with either a dessert or a burger on it. Then he'd cut out a photo of himself and poorly Photoshop himself into the picture. The whole thing had a dreamcore vibe.

• Before meeting you, he'd never tried watermelon. Naturally, you decided to fix that. However, he didn't know watermelons had seeds. While he was eating, you joked, "If you swallow the seeds, a watermelon will grow inside your stomach!" He got scared and spent a long time worrying that he was going to become the mother of watermelons.

• Crow doesn't really know how to use a phone, so at random moments he'll text you things like, "you. Wha t. wh ere goi ng." Or he'll accidentally send a random picture from his gallery.

• Crowling has a habit of chewing on his hair, so you decided you needed to braid it for him. You also taught him how to make a scarf out of his hair and fake mustaches. Now it's his favorite joke.

• When Mr. Crowling found out that you liked poetry and poets, he immediately decided he needed to like them too. He grabbed a pencil and started writing:"Y.ou my favvorite I want love you. You tell me what you say to th.is."

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Hello !

Can I ask platonic fluff for homicipher?

Like, reader is a little child who falls into this other world. And the reaction of Mr crawling, Mr scarletella, Mr Hood, Mr silvhair, Mr hugeface and Mr chopped upon seeing thus little raincoat wearing child, walking around with a crowbar.

Thanks !

Homicipher guys find a child! HC

Platonic fluff!

Mr Hood and Mr crawling getting best dad awards!

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Mr. Crawling

Confused at first, this is the first time he's ever seen a human this tiny.

Sure humans have come and gone into this world but this one is so small, and seems to have big eyes.

Once he sees how helpless the child is, protect mode is on!

Probably lets you nap on his back as he crawls around.

This man is the creator of those baby wraps. He found a sheet and thought.

Baby nap on back, but baby fall, tie baby, baby no fall.

Now you're Inna baby wrap on his back as he crawls around.

You've been adopted.

Mr. Scarletella

Would not do anything because he would never bring a child into this world, but let's say the child just appears there or gets in by accident.

No care in the world, it can survive on its own.

I'm sorry but this man doesn't care.

Mr. Hood

Just like Mr. Crawling he takes on the protector/dad role.

Constantly carrying you around in his arms. You're just so tiny and could get hurt or stepped on!

Takes the responsibility of teaching you their language.

Probably asks Mr Gap to get him those mom magazines. You know the ones that day microwaves give cancer and naps are a must.

Poor man believes all of it and gets even more protective.

When nap time comes you're sleeping soundly as he pets your back repeatedly.

Over all sweetheart trying his best.

Over protective.

Mr. Silvair

He has experience taking care of something small that gets in trouble, after all he is close with Mr. Chopped.

Loves to research you, why are you chubbier in the arms? Why are your cheeks puffy? Why are your eyes so big?

His brain says human, but his eyes say different.

Why are you so different from other humans?

Why are you... Stupid?

You're stressing this man out and making him doubt his knowledge of humans.

Mr. Chopped.

HE is baby.

He cannot take care of one! He doesn't have a body! (Or maturity to take care of one)

Probably seen as a toy by you and dislikes you like he dislikes the Hooded child.

Mercy on him.

Let's say he has a body.

Did you see those claw-like fingers? He's not safe to be around for a baby!

Will probably accidentally hurt you.

Also I believe that he hides and doesn't interact with people in his odd, violent state.

But what if he's normal? Normal personality but with a body!

He's still baby.

He's dramatic and childish.

Will pout if you pout.

Great... Now Mr. Silvair has two headaches

Mr. Hugeface

Ohhh?!!

You're so adorable!

Accidentally commits child abuse.

Doesn't realize that a child needs protection and love and help.

You bump into something and cry? He thinks it's adorable.

Yeah don't let a child around him.

Mr. Gap

Sees them and goes "nope! ".

He's not dealing with that.

Oh wait... Did you just smile at him?

Did you just laugh?

He tries to jump scare you for little reactions but you only laugh?!

Confused, frustrated, he likes you but won't admit it.

Will not raise you but would love to hang out with you.

Scaring people together. Making pranks and causing mischievous stuff.

Won't ask for body parts. This is his special friend

Mr. Machete

WHY?!

Why is there a child within 10 yards of this guy?!

In all fairness would probably just ignore you.

What's that? A weak being? Meh.

This world is filled with weird stuff, like that black ball that bullies Mr chopped.

You're just another oddity.

Mr. Masque

Oh? Intriguing.

You clap and enjoy his show?

He is most delighted!

If he decided to take care of you your life will be filled of wonder.

Magic everywhere. Will probably grow up to know some of his tricks and some are just impossible for a human to do..

I think he's very gentle and has a great charm

(Can you tell I like him??)

[haseyaa]

HE… HE CURLS HIS HAND INTO A FIST WHEN HE CRIES… ☹️ AND SCRATCHES HIS THUMB NAILS?

[jamspillage]

abracadabra. idiot

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do homicipher characters experience arousal?

i want to preface this by saying that i am not in any way, shape, or form criticizing other homicipher writers and/or their headcanons. i absolutely adore the work i’ve seen from everyone and am grateful to be able to read it! this is simply my personal thoughts on this topic so i hope it doesn’t come across like i’m trying to demean anyone else’s work.

additional note: i write reader insert so i will be referring to us as the reader rather than mc, but my post should work for both interpretations ^^

this is something i’ve been thinking about a lot since i’m working on some nsfw homicipher headcanons myself. from what i’ve read, a lot of homicipher work headcanon the characters as not really experiencing and/or knowing what arousal is, at least until they meet the reader (which is extremely endearing and flattering, i love the concept, and there’s nothing wrong with it!) but i personally came to the conclusion that homicipher characters do experience arousal, and have experienced it before meeting the reader. however, i believe their perception of arousal differs from ours.

to start, the reason i think they experience arousal to begin with, is because arousal isn’t just an emotional or mental response, but also a physiological function. similar to other physical needs (ie: food, sleep, water)—which i think they also require though that’s for another post—arousal doesn’t necessarily require conscious thought or emotional processes. arousal can be merely a response to touch or certain sensory inputs, something that happens regardless of how we think or feel.

while i think arousal is a natural function for them, i don’t believe they are likely to have had sex with other homicipher characters. the reason for that is also why i say they experience arousal differently—they don’t understand attraction. this is based on both my personal bias of wanting them to ourselves, but also the in game interactions with mr. hood and mr. silvair, where they fail to grasp the concept of ‘liking’ an individual.

since they don’t experience attraction (yet!), i imagine their perception of arousal would be a mechanical or instinctual one; just something their bodies respond to. much like thoughtlessly scratching an itch, they likely address it more as a physical need to take care of, rather than associating it with any deeper desires or having it directed/related to another person.

my silly little reader insert loving self does insist that they feel some sort of attraction towards us, though, which i believe will be a newfound feeling for them that can change how they experience arousal. with them able to feel attraction towards us, their once neutral and unassuming need can become something more intimate, romantic, or even obsessive depending on the character.

tl;dr homicipher characters have always experienced arousal but only as a bodily function, as they don’t understand attraction until meeting and developing interest in the reader, which changes their perception of arousal to something more complex and intimate.

thank you everyone for reading my silly little shower thoughts. i hope this was coherent enough and made sense! (>^ω^<)

feel free to leave any of your thoughts below if you have any comments on this! and feel free to argue with me if you think i’m yapping nonsense... (･･;)

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Anyone else fw Homicipher?

[shishibaswife]

OG HOMICIPHER FANS WHERE AR EYALL 😫😫after months of waiting, IT FINALLY GOT RELEASED 😭😭😭 TOO BAD IM TOO BROKE FOR TS. mr chopped my son 😿😿 I love him sm

Mr crawling growing on me 😭🙏 fyp full of him cuz ITS FINALLY GETTING FAMOUS 🤤 BUT I WILL NEVER REPLACE MY GLORIOUS WIFE SCARLETELLA (PLEASE I am NOT your strongest soldier)