#mr w

[tellaerosan]

im also still here dont worry

[super-paper-shitposting]

Mr. W

[overheardincatholicschool]

Teacher: it’s your birthday! You don’t even have to breath! Other people can do it for you!

[overheardincatholicschool]

Teacher: you know what’s not good for your mental health?

Teacher:

Teacher: meth

[overheardincatholicschool]

Student: it’s a movement!

Teacher: right. Just like diarrhea is a movement

[overheardincatholicschool]

Teacher: I’m going to break a law of physics with a sledgehammer

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Student: why are you laughing?

Teacher: you took water from your water bottle and are rubbing it on your arm

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Teacher: oh yeah cause monsters are scared of warm toasty blankets