#mrain rot

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The terminal brain disease I have every time I listen to I'm Only Me When I'm With You is truly unsurpassed

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blorbo posting don’t mind me i haven’t done this in a while

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Max doesn't even react to the wink because lando clearly does it all the time

LISTEN. The way Max NEVER reacts to ANYTHING he does is so frightening. Doesn't react to his useless loud singing. Doesn't really react to any of the unnecessary touches. Doesn't react to the wink.

Like whatever you do don't ever think about them as baby best friends and Lando trying to uselessly flirt with Max from age 13. Mostly jokingly, but it just becomes the most natural thing in the world - winking at Max, nudging him suggestively, putting an arm around his waist instead of his shoulder. And somewhere along the way he realises he wants Max to wink back. But Max still thinks he's joking!!!

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Forgot to say the sickest thing about the livestream is you can see cardboard cut out Max in the mirror. He’s just gonna keep that forever. Investigate THAT. Psychologically. 

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Princess Maxy being cared for by Lando...

https://scenetocause.tumblr.com/post/683760072431681536/thinking-about-how-when-max-was-struggling-with

Please I know…I was discussing this with Natalie last week…..devastating. The tea fairy of course saw Max’s hay-fever acting up and an air purifier just mysteriously appeared in Max’s room like how tea just mysteriously appears by Max’s side. 

Also devastating: why didn't he just steal the air purifier to his house and why doesn't he just buy one for his room right now?? Because there's just some part of him that's still waiting for home but home is in Monaco and home is in Miami and Spain and home is sometimes on Max's bed in Max's room??? ALSO why doesn't he just go to the DOCTOR to fix his insane hay-fever problems and the answer to that is because he's princess maxy and he needs someone to hold his hand and drive him to the doctor and listen to which pills he has to take and remind him to take them when he's supposed to......

Anyway!

(Also side note I keep joking to Jess that Max is anti-vaxx because he refuses to go to the doctor for his allergies and refuses to take the medicine properly + one time he showed his YouTube page and there were a Joe Rogan video in the recommendations but I should really stop because this is one day gonna bite me in the ass.)

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playing ball as a maxivity

i know you probably meant this like hornily but like tiny headcanon the summer when they're 14 Max's dad puts a basketball hoop up in their backyard and Lando stupidly says they should try to learn trick shots so they can film it and put it on YouTube and go viral "I mean how long can it take to learn a cool basketball thing like two days?" Fast forward two days later they concede that they're terrible at basketball and they end up just lying side by side in the garden watching other people's trick shot compilations on Max's phone. They get insanely sunburnt because Lando falls asleep on Max and instead of waking him up he just decides to nap with him on the grass. Theo makes fun of them for the rest of the week but it's okay because Lando helps him put aloe vera on his shoulders and they giggle and gross each other out when the sunburn peels.

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Moments during the Orla Gartland concert when I experienced heavy mrain rot:

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