What if Dumbledore announced another DADA professor and it's none other than Substitute teacher Mr. Garvey?
And on the first day nearly everyone gets detention
Mr. Garvey: get your backtalking ass down to Professor Dumb-ley-do-ray's office C-Moose
Seamus: you mean Dumbledore?
And he flips his shit by breaking his wand in half, but after that miraculously calls out Hermione's name perfectly











