I hope you have a happy birthday. I planned on gettin' you some scotch, only I don't think Mr. Thompson would take too kindly if I borrowed from the supply I'm meant to be protecting. (mrpouffles)
A wise decision: if past experience is any indication, Mr. Thompson becomes exceptionally tedious when upset. And you and I both know he’s an awful boor to begin with.
You take care, Mr. Sleater. I’ll owe you a drink next time we see each other.










