#mrs perfect

[ben-the-hyena]

How's Mrs. Perfect with Parker and Piper?

Exactly like she is with her children, very cuddly and proud, and loud and embarrassing about it. Plus like all grandmas she finds them skinny and just wants to stuff them whenever they come visit

[ben-the-hyena]

The idea of Peter Sr using to be a sexist casanova who only cared about himself and sex but having changed into an actual boyfriend then husband and father to her children with Philomena is even more hilarious when you realize he probably had daughters

Mike Disa said in a tweet Paul and Peter Jr had 5 "siblings" not "brothers" so there must be at least one girl in the lot. Given how both parents and the 2 canon brothers are pretty the girl(s) probably is(are) too, so when teenhood and adulthood came there probably were boys hovering around

So just imagine that guy who used to be an assholish fuckboy who screwed, homewrecked, cheated and was selfish seeing all the guys as being like he was and pulling out of his car a barrel gun at any boy friend or boyfriend the girl(s) has(have) with her(them)

"OMG DAD LEAVE HIM ALONE"

"I KNOW WHAT HE WANTS I WAS IN HIS SHOES"

That's karma at its finest

[ben-the-hyena]

EXTREME BIG kudos to Philomena for having been able whatever way it was to turn Peter Sr from a huge homewrecking narcissic cheating mysoginisgic body shaming asshole with too high perfect standards into a probably much more decent person given how sweet Peter Jr is (Paul must have been influenced by the others Perfects or turn that way by being too litteral to the ancestral Perfectville laws written by his ancestors)

Nothing canon you would say ? Sure. But I HIGHLY doubt Phillie would have married and put up with such an asshole given how positive and kind but also strong in all meanings of the term she is, and I also doubt his past self would have "lowered" himself into marrying such a loud, "unfeminine" fat-muscled redhead as tall as him. And they had seven children in total whom all were raised with love and she looks very happy, sweet and optimistic in a natural way so she must have a happy life and, thus, home life too. And she can't be divorced since she is still "Mrs Perfect" (sure I HC Delilah is divorced but kept "Mrs Dastardly" to fuck with her ex but I doubt it is that frequent, plus Delilah does canonly hate Dick the 2nd). So either Peter changed for the better thanks to her like if they started as friends for example and since he sincerely liked her unlike all the women he dated who were there just for sex or to look good next to him and to his ego he wanted to be good to her and it turnt into love, or he changed out of pride because that "fatty" didn't want him and "all women wanted him" so he changed in order to seduce her and oops he did fall in love. Or he had a massive love at first sight and truely loved for once so he had to change or she wouldn't want him. Whatever that was there are high chances things changed for the better thanks to her so BRAVO PHILOMENA YOU ROCK

Or he met her after he had already changed for other reasons but the scenario would be less fun hehe shush

[ben-the-hyena]

Headcanon that Mrs. Perfect is the type of mom that pinches her kids' backsides because she knows they hate it

MOTHERS DO THAT !?

[mooneyedandglowing]

Seb Torgus - MRS PERFECT (Official Music Video)

[ben-the-hyena]

Philomena Perfect when she sees her new daughter in law Penelope Pitstop had a shitty mother all her life and no father

[ben-the-hyena]

My wacky races oc

Hey! The oc anon here! Just wanted to get some feedback (and talk to another fan) on my character. My universe is a little different then yours but hopefully you can follow along to it

Name: Jillian Judgemental, cousin of Peter and Paul Perfect (making it that it's only the two of them as the Perfect children). Born to Philomena's younger sister when Paul and Peter were teens. Father passed away before Jill was born, she was basically raised by Peter and Paul as the two have more of a brothers/fathers relationship with her. As time seemed to drift the brothers apart, their caring nature for Jill is the only thing they continue to agree on (much to her displeasure)

Age: 16, going through her 'snarky and watch the world burn' phase, she's been sent to stay with Peter during the summer due to outbursts at school. Jill gets the choice of who she spends the summer with, and she always chooses Peter as even though he's smothering and treats her like a baby, she knows she can easily convince him that she can be left alone (she can't) and gets away with more with him than if she stays with Paul. And unfortunate (for her anyway) visit from Future Peter puts a stop to that.

Personality: Typical teenager moodiness, combined with her getting fed up with Peter's constant mother henning, results in her deadpan humor and attitude. Very tech savvy and skilled with a camera, she would love to be a film maker when she's older.

That's all I've got so far

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A cute idea indeed ! An approach nobody did before

[ben-the-hyena]

SO I HAD A REALIZATION YESTERDAY NIGHT

You know, Philomena being fat not the obese way but the bulky way, knowing how to race and having a spare helmet in case, I feel like she might have been a mechanic

It fits more since that could have been how she met the future father of her children, Peter Perfect whom I HC to be Sr (and their youngest kid Peter Jr)

BUT THEN I REALIZED WHAT WOULD MAKE THE MEETCUTE EVEN CUTER

REMEMBER PETER'S CAR

ALWAYS BROKE EVERY EPISODE

THEY WOULD HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER AND BONDED AFTER TOO MANY DAILY VISITS AND THAT'S ADORABLE