What ringtone my muse has set for yours: The most annoying pre-loaded ringtone she could find.
What contact photo my muse has set for yours: Probably a red X or something. Marilyn has never claimed to not be a petty woman.
What my muse thinks of the way yours texts: Uncultured, but can we really expect more from Clare?
How quickly my muse responds to your texts: Hours, if not days, later.
How often our muses text: Never.
How often our muses call: Is there something even less frequent than never?
Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: Yes, the voicemail is perfectly capable of receiving any messages Clare may have.
Last text sent from my muse to yours: N/A
What ringtone my muse has set for yours: the annoying default tone. Marilyn believes it adequately captures Gil.
What contact photo my muse has set for yours: A headshot that she borrowed from the law firm. Something like this.
What my muse thinks of the way yours texts: Timid and fragile. Marilyn rolls her eyes every time. Quit being so polite and accommodating, Gillian.
How quickly my muse responds to your texts: Texts from Gillian, infrequent as they may be, require a process before they can be answered: deep sighs, roll eyes, put the phone back down, forget about the text, remember and respond hours later. A quicker response will only occur if the request is deemed to be important.
How often our muses text: Infrequent, at best. Gillian isn’t Rosemary after all.
How often our muses call: Even less than they text. There is very little that can’t be said through a text message.
Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: No. Marilyn figures that if Gillian has gathered enough courage to actually call her, it must be something important. Most likely having to do with Felix or Rose. Calls like those cannot be missed.
Last text sent from my muse to yours: Please let your sister know that failing to return a call may be acceptable when dealing with the majority of people in this town, but is completely unacceptable when dealing with me.