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M S Dhoni - Indian Cricket Fan Made Poster

by www.satheeshsankaran.com

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I’m grounded. Wanna know why I’m grounded?  Yesterday I was gonna ask my mom to drive me two hours and back to a sleepover so I needed to get her in a good mood and I like, cleaned the whole house and stuff. Now, you know the cleaning cloth right? So we have two of them: one for the floor and one for the table. And heres the thing ; THEY LOOK EXACTLY THE BLOODY SAME. So being the genius I am I used the floor cloth for the table and my mom walked in and saw me and she frEAKED out. She flipped. I mean, I don’t even know HOW she knew-she has like, x ray vision or something but she fucking flipped. I mean, she threw-out-the-table flipped. I’m not kidding, she made me hold one end and grabbed the other end and literally made us go downstairs and THREW IT OUT. So heres the problem: the table we threw out was the coffee table from the living room. And we had guests over that night. So my mom was all like “ we can't give them tea because wheRE WILL WE PUT THE SNACKS  BECAUSE THERE IS NO COFFEE TABLE”. So what happened, the guests had to hold the tea in their hands - which was like this big thing   because ?!?!?!?!  mother’s logic Dishonour on me, dishonour on my family, dishonour on my cow- such shame I brought on my family because the guests held the chai in their damn hands and why thats a big deal I don't KNOW ASK MY MOTHER  so anyway, for dinner we had to shift the guests to the dining room. And we NEVER use the dining room. Ive lived in this house 2 years and I think we used the dining table a grand total of two times. Once, last night when we had dinner with the guests, and once this morning when I ate breakfast there. So basically we had to shift the guests to the dining table for dinner. And what happened? There was India vs Pakistan cricket match on the tv. And if you’re not Indian let me just tell you that that shit is a crime to miss and a question on your patriotism if you don't watch it. So my dad got mad because he and the ‘uncle’ wanted to watch the match while eating but they couldn't because why? oH YEAH BECUASE THERE WAS NO COFFEE TABLE. so they had to miss 3 overs of the match and in those 3 overs what happened? LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED but oh they missed three glorious overs of their life and so after the guests left my dad got mad at my mom and my mom ratted me out so they both turned around and got mad at me and so basically I’m grounded why?oh BECUASE THE TWO CLOTHS LOOK EXACTLY THE FREAKING SAME

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Irfan Pathan impressed by MS Dhoni’s wicketkeeping drills - Welcome to superking news portal

Former Indian cricket all-rounder Irfan Pathan was left dumbfounded after seeing Dhoni's wicket-keep

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Mohammed Shami Reveals Dhoni Advice Before the Hat-Trick Delivery

Shami Reveals Dhoni Advice What he told Shami before the Hat-Trick Delivery 16 runs were needed in the last over and Mohammad Nabi was playing an absolute killer of an innings. While wickets kept falling from

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Katrina Kaif & MS Dono - New Slice Ad

I really liked her look in it :)