#ms duck

[kim-soleum-always-works]

A-squad

[thecrazyalchemist]

Careful of his beak.

I'm careful

This I've lost more fingers than I can count

[thecrazyalchemist]

W-was this my doing... with the soup...

Oh not much

They just love human flesh

And your soup

[thecrazyalchemist]

You're not a very nice duck.

):

They're very nice!

They just love human flesh

[thecrazyalchemist]

*gives the duck some steak fingers*

They eat them, but less contently

[thecrazyalchemist]

Uh... does the duck want another finger?

They'll be glad to have some more

[thecrazyalchemist]

I hope the duck is sated.

For now

[thecrazyalchemist]

Awwww the duck is so soft!

Not at all murderous.

*chiding*

Hey. That was my finger.

*quietly*

Can I please have it back? Please?

No?

Oh

Uh

Okay.

Anything for you ms. Duck.

Awww, You're having fun!

Yeah Firefly, they're just chilling