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[redgerines]

bryce miller paints the side of the zone with a 97.1 mph 4-seamer to strike out logan o'hoppe on an abs challenge // laa @ sea // july 2, 2026

[tsukinohana]

i would sit and listen to her all day

[scottspack]

IM LITERALLY GOING TO BEAT UP STEPHANIE MEYER WITH MY BARE HANDS

in twilight there’s a part where edward decided its his turn to ask bella questions and in twilight it’s all summed up by “edward asked me a lot of questions through the day” but in midnight sun you actually get to read him ask her the questions and HFDKAGDKAHSKSJAK

THINGS BELLA SWAN ADMITS TO EDWARD CULLEN:

The CD in her car is Hybrid Theory by Linkin Park and her favorite song is “With You” (SCREAM!!!!!)

Her favorite movie is Pride and Prejudice and she clarifies “the six-hour one with Colin Firth” (EVEN THOUGH THIS BOOK TAKES PLACE IN EARLY 2005 AND THE KEIRA KNIGHTLY VERSION DOESNT COME OUT UNTIL NOVEMBER 2005)

Her other favorite movie is MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL

She also says the empire strikes back is a favorite movie of hers AND EDWARD AGREES ITS ALSO HIS FAVORITE STAR WARS MOVIE. EDWARD CULLEN HAS SEEN STAR WARS. I WONDER WHAT HE THOUGHT OF PHANTOM MENACE.

Her favorite candy is black licorice

She went to the renaissance faire every year with her mom growing up

IN CONCLUSION: STEPHANIE MEYER IS A CRIMINAL AND SHOULD BE SHOT FOR THE AMOUNT OF GAUDY, CRINGEWORTHY SELF-INSERT SHE’S CONTINUING TO INFLICT ON HER READERS EVEN 15 YEARS DOWN THE LINE.

[romeo-oh-nomeo]

Stevie: ‪A Russian who doesn’t drink?

‪dmitri: Yeah that’s why the kicked me out‬

[tsukinohana]

i think dreamers should just dream themselves money and fuck with the economy. as a treat

[tsukinohana]

DECLAN BROUGHT MATTHEW TO THE MUSEUM DATE???

[tsukinohana]

KFNWKCKSKCKSK PLS MATTHEW IS JUST BRUSHING HIS TEETH IGNORING DECLANS YELLS

[tsukinohana]

this book is insane