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hi i'm ace i like baseball and hockey :)

this is my fic tag; i'm also on twitter (but i don't really use it)

i feel like a supervillain every time i have to hear any non jays commentators talk about the world series

i like how every commentator talks about the wsox guy from manitoba coming home for this series. like imagine if every time a guy from minnesota played the yankees and dan shulman was like "he's finally home 🙂‍↕️"

#jays lb

11 pitches 10 strikes 🧊🧊🧊🧊

#trey yesavage #jays lb

raichett

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

hearteyesilya

it's demon time

#louie varland #mr committee my feelings for you are growing deeper each day #baseball

someone on reddit said vali looks like benny the jet from the sandlot but grown up and i can't unsee it

#baseball #toronto blue jays #brandon valenzuela #this is a post #(a silly one)

blueharlems

That was a nasty curveball...are you seeing this? CHW @ TOR 071826

#spencer smiles #trey yesavage #baseball

idk if you guys actually care about my scorecarding BUT a fun thing about posting my scorecards is that i can look back at my old versions and my old layouts and can tell exactly what annoyed me enough to tweak something in my pdf

#scorecardposting #baseball

ok nowwww i can show off my new colours and formatting

#there's some typos so ignore those for me lol #scorecardposting #jays lb

when jeffrey's on it he's ON IT

#jays lb #jeff hoffman

moncuries

content warning, stupid male social structures as observed by a man (me)

one of the things i think is important when i write POV of people like Sam Dickinson, these guys who position themselves as charming and funny (even in an ironic way) and their interactions w other men, especially those like Misa, is the ownership aspect. we all know about alpha male bs, the idea of there being a hierarchy, most masculine most whatever taking place at the top. but what sam does is another kind of posturing.

for sam, being funny, goofy, etc is his ticket. and its almost this monopoly where in his world of so called hockey robots, he occupies a niche. men like this rag on their friends a lot, exude a sort of ironic, almost self deprecating, unearned over confidence etc their friends are their best bits, and they can coexist w a lot of more hypermasculine guys while still picking up a LOTTT of women and respect from guys. they may even be slightly flamboyant, all serving this little space they have carved out

butttt there are two disruptors that both result in similar behaviour. the first is a similar kind of guy, and the other is one who is unaffected or slow on the uptake. both of these demand ownership from our Guy. there can only be one, so guys like Sam will seek to be the source of validation for these other guys, they may create a duo, they may even exclude or avoid women when together, in order to keep each other “in check”, they want control over the other.

with guys like Misa, who are a little immune to the whole bit, guys like Sam have to work that much harder. theres also a sense of ownership, and a need to up the ante to maintain status. it can be a fascination. it can also lead to a sort of scapegoating or, how Sam brings up Misa’s quirks so much. he has to other him, and it all manifests as a bit.

and its all super super gay

anyways writing this out makes it sound so sinister. but maybe its useful for you guys thumbs up emoji

#my little huff of laughter at the it's super gay ending #anyway #lukenemo #to me. maybe not to all of you but to me.#also this is where aura and rizz divert from each other #rizz is deliberate and aura is not #there's deliberate aura gain aura loss for sure but having aura isn't a conscious choice (rizz is)#so there's a differentiation for guys who have aura and know it (ownership comes here it's very leader of the pack)#guys who have aura and don't (the sun that everyone orbits around)#guys who have rizz and use it (the charmer the moodmaker the personality hire)#and guys who don't have rizz or don't know how to rizz (the egolifts)#this would make a fun scatter plot #rambling

donttelltheelff

moments from vali's hr/celly | 07/17/26 | CWS @ TOR

+here's the whole gd thing. it's worth the watch.

#brandon valenzuela #andrés giménez #baseball

based--ball

take it, give it

Baseball RPF | 300 words | Rated M | Brandon Valenzuela/Louis Varland | Pitcher/Catcher, Bruises

They’re back home now, three wins in a row. It’s as good a time as any to take it a step further.

#good fcking kush #louie varland #brandon valenzuela #varlenzuela #baseball #this is a rec

i think the most demoralizing part is that they're actually hitting home runs. they're hitting more home runs with the dragon, like a substantial amount more

#jays lb

that fucking sucked. time to jerk off

#scorecardposting #just realised i wrote that smiles won lol haha so funny #jays lb #i'm never doodling on my scorecards again #baseball #can't even be excited abt my new colours and new bases design

it's a mEsSy sCoREcaRd iF yOuR'E a bLueJayS fAn

#jays lb #i'm so miserable filling mine out

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