Ms. Feminist
Ms. Feminist
By Doctor Pessimist
A disclaimer: “If you peg my boss as a sexist, I will launch my garbage cannon at you.”
- Manic Minion.
Now, I am a person who believes both genders should be treated equally; respect wise. In fact, the people who have a battle of the genders argument fuel my sadness and hatred, and encourage my delusion of world domination; but I digress. As you know, I am doing a short series of articles talking about my arch enemies. I have covered that joke who is dubbed Mr Hypocrite, and now I would like to enlighten you on the subject of the sexist vixen, Ms. Feminist.
I have had numerous encounters with Ms. Feminist: She appears to be a self-proclaimed super villainess, and claims she is here to stomp male oppression. I have tried telling her that men and women are both in danger of discrimination, but she ignores arguments that contradict her. Manic Minion tells me she used to be a successful business woman, who worked in a big building. One day, she came home, and found her husband in bed with a male sex doll. She of course divorced him, took half of his stuff, and got revenge. Ever since then, she has hated men.
She seems to be giving out misinformation on what feminism truly is. I see feminism as equality between men and women. She is better off calling herself as Ms. Man-Hater - or something of the equivalent. And yet...I feel conflicted. Ms. Feminist is actually doing a great job when it comes to depressing the general public. She even has my nemesis wounded by her own actions. When I am not around her, I want her to join my side. When I see her, I cannot help but insult her, and push her away from me.
If you see this, Ms Feminist; please, join Team Pessimist. I will show you that men and women can work together. You will be dubbed a new name: Miss Negative. Think about it: You, me, Manic Minion, taking over the world, and defeating our enemy in common. If not, then I am afraid you shall forever be our enemy...which will sadden me more so.
Stay negative.