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lucesdraconis replied to your post: A Very Mary Sue Review: Old Magic Chapter 11

bless your poor soul for continuing to do this

Thank you. On a scale of one to everyone knows, how obvious is it that I am rapidly losing my ability to care about what happens in this book?

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lucesdraconis replied to your post: Public Service Announcement: Even if you don’t burn or even tan in sunshine you are still at risk of skin cancer. No matter what type of skin you have always wear suncream. (POC can also get sun burn and skin cancer, this isn’t Revealing Eden [felt I had to get a Mary Sue inclusion in here somewhere]).

for some reason I read that last line that this would be “on the test” omg

Pop Mary Sue Problems test. I think I'll make one on Quizilla someday.

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koopadoodles replied to your post: You know what, I think we should both date Jarrod, if only to piss Kate off, plus we’d rock his world and give him a real confidence boost. Kid deserves that.

Is it just me or is anyone else seeing a few submitters are supporting Jarrod anyway, even though he’s just as bad?

I've noticed it as well. I think it's because people have seen more of Kate so far than they have of Jarrod, and because his dickishness is slightly less obvious than Kate's. Don't worry though. He'll get there. His Stu time will come. He will have his moment in the Stu sun. 

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pyrozod replied to your post: One time I was riding my bike down my driveway and a deerfly landed on my hand, and since I was using my hands to hold onto my handles I just tried blowing on it to make it go away but it wouldn’t and I finally picked up one hand to smack at it but as soon as I did the hand that was still on the handle caused the bike to make a super sharp turn into a bunch of prickly plant things and I fell over.

basically a fly that sucks blood

THAT IS HORRIFYING.

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relixala replied to your photo

Those tags! I can’t breathe right now MSP I’m dying please send help

I tried to send help, but they all fell in love with me.

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jasonlethegrey replied to your post: I just seethed in rage at the monstrosity that was #1111. Every time I see one like it, I get just a little bit closer to slipping into the blackdeath trance of the woegothics and quaking in the bloodeldritch throes of the broodfester tongues.

So can we do it in the backyard or on the porch then? Or what about the garage? The driveway?

Go do it in the woods or by the ocean. Have I taught you nothing?

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lucesdraconis replied to your post: “a boobtervention”

we all have a little Bard in us.

Yes! My bard is just a little more preoccupied with boobs, apparently.

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kingcobalt replied to your post: Trying to find names for my naturally conceived sextuplets I will definitely be able to carry to term in my 5-2, 97 pound body.

This sounds like it was meant to be an MSP submission, not an answered ask.

She's creating a Mary Sue Sim family, but I can always make it an MSP.