Oct 21, 2024
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hope no one else has done this yet
"you got games on your phone?
magic the gathering fans talk about their blorbos like “he’s totally a soft top 😍 imagining cuddling him he would be so nice and warm 🥰 omfg i want them to KISS 🥴💕 imagine them exploring each other’s bodies”
meanwhile their blorbos are like
very serious and real homebrew mtg card
(Image/card description, for anyone who needs it:
The card is titled Loss and costs 4 water mana. It is blue. The artwork is a digital collage of seven resized copies of the Counterspell card illustration made by WanderLink on Deviantart. The card’s type is Legendary Instant and the subtype is “old ass meme lol.”
The details and abilities read:
“Whip this card out right as your opponent reaches for what you think is their strongest card. If you guess correctly, then the following occurs:
- Their card is countered and sent to the graveyard.
- Deal 1 damage to your opponent.
- Deal 1 damage to any one of your opponent’s creatures (if any are summoned).
- Deal 1 damage to any of your opponent’s artifacts (if there are any).
If you guess wrong, however, then Loss goes in the graveyard, along with your strongest summoned creature.
Reaction time is key here. If you play this card after your opponent has played theirs, Loss does nothing and goes back in your hand.”
Flavor text reads:
“‘It’s time to test the power of this fully operational anti-gamer billboard.’ - Fictional lawyer Jack Thompson, as quoted in the Ctrl + Alt + Del animated series”
End description.)
didn't we leave off in Innistrad with Sorin still missing his grandfather bc Olivia charm-married him or something. I'm just saying the fact Sorin was offhandedly mentioned in Brother's War was funny bc how did that conversation go?
Sorin: what do you want
Jace: phyrexians are back. we could really use your-
Sorin: Phyrexians are wh-?! damn it all I can't. busy
Jace: .....busy. busy how
Sorin: bitch stole my grandfather
Jace: (remembering what the rest ofthe gatewatch told him about that) oh. that
Sorin: YES THAT. Now I'll prepare Innistrad in case of a potential influx of Phyrexians... gods damn it all can NOTHING go right in recent years?!
Jace:
Jace: so do you know where nahiri is or-
selesnya in the streets, rakdos in the sheets