bogProphet

Reddit refugee, Brazilian, 18yo, he/him. I like Homestuck, D&D, Sci-fi, Computer Science and writing bad fanfiction

[bruzum]

[bodyofdeath]

[yamada-ryo]

it implies a "postcum"

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Me: I don't know. I just don't think there's much comedic potential to the idea of a "pizza samurai"

PIzza Samurai, entering physical existence due to the sheer willpower which I still spend thinking about him: I will defeat you with my New York Style martial arts Pepperōnin, also real now: Prepare to get sliced

[pjackk]

Truth: All work is sexual

Truth: All crumbled towers rebuild themself eventually

Truth: The war of ideas rages on

[burneracct69]

[sludgebitch]

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

[stupidestasshole]

your worthless against my power

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[galecstatic]

it just gets better

and better

[goingonanadventuremaybe]

[funnyfroge]

[ewaneneollav]

repeat after me: people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it. people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it.

[stupidestasshole]

the gpt in chat gpt actually stands for genius persus tantichrist

[stupidestasshole]

i only care about spider

[stupidestasshole]

i only care about spider

[conzoop]

happy skeleton warrior week, keep those bones strong!