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Hi was anyone gonna tell me that Ms Bustier was pregnant or was I supposed to find this out through an instagram post speculating she was knocked by by Damocles or the banana man myself?

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Webisode 2: Inspiration

Tikki: your designs are really cool

Marinette: *talking about Paris*

Tikki: okay I know we live in Paris I know how great it is

Marinette: *draws tree dress*

Tikki: what

Marinette: Adrien is going to be at the school dance and I have to have a pretty dress

Tikki: you don't have school dances in Paris…

Marinette: well some writer didn't get the memo

Marinette: *looking at traffic cone* senpai has to notice me

Tikki: wearing a traffic cone will not get the attention from Adrien you want

Chloe: oh my god you're making your own dress you peasant?

Chloe: that's actually really creative and cool

Chloe: never mind have fun with your paper dress while I have my designer dress. BYE BITCH

Marinette: FUCK YOU

Chloe: please do

Chloe: I mean what

Marinette: wait I'm going to make a literal paper dress

Tikki: sure okay

Marinette: I hope Adrien will like it!

Tikki: Adrien will want to tear it off

Tikki: interpret that however you want

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My younger brother has claimed that Plagg caused the coronavirus, do with this what you will

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Adrien: but if I'm not a good friend, what am I to you?

Marinette: Yeah I don't know how to say this nicely but I need you to stop respecting me and start treating me like a gutter slut

Adrien: why would I stop respecting you you're my friend

Marinette: -_-

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Chloe nearly getting akumatised for the what feels like the fifth time

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Marinette: he said to Kagami that I'm a really good friend I wanna die

Alya: yeah I bet you'd rather be good friends with his dick

Rose: JDTYGKFHGBHJ

Marinette: kjhvzsdfghjkjvsafddjgk

Chloe: oHJDDS

Nino: bottom text

Alya: don’t call them out like this

Marinette: I will key spam till the day I die

Alya: well then I guess you’ll be prepared to die a bottom you pillow princess

Marinette: that is an insult to my integrity

Marinette: I am at the very least a power bottom

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That scene in backwarder where the teenage boys are making fun of Marinette for her love poem is unrealistic because in real life they’d be making weird sexual comments about it thanks for coming to my teddy talk

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Adrien: my special talent? Buying 30 euros worth of croissants at Marinette’s parents bakery 


Nino: how much is one order?


Adrien: one euro


Nino: …


Adrien: I said it was my “special talent”