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[apoliteia-deactivated20211209]

[ask-crammaster-ham]

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 12th of september, 2017.

[joeyclaire]

happy birthday thomas jefferson miku binder

[tenporcupines]

A little “where are they now” for OP btw

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: MOST EVIL. DMV: HOSTILE? Verdict: ACCEPTED

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[tahthetrickster]

[spamtons]

*looks at the cock* ohh i shiuldnt trust my brain here maybe *bathes in my negative thoughts*

[spamtons]

the Clock. The Clock. The clock The Clock

[spamtons]

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE.

[tilthat]

TIL in 1896 a temporary, one-day city was named in Texas called Crush, where two locomotives were to be smashed head-on for purposes of spectacle. It was, for a few hours, the 2nd largest city in TX with 40k attendees. The collision caused engine boilers to explode, resulting in death and injuries.

via reddit.com

[justthesource]

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas

[mangonetics]

you could just do shit back then

[pyomorphic]

texas is still like this

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[snowriddenwolf]

[zagreus]

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

Streamers getting high schoolers into chess is so so funny to me and it's even funnier that all the kids are bad at it too

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

Just heard from my brother in 8th grade that chess.com is blocked at school so kids are playing games of chess over shared Google docs during class. Literally laughing so hard at this.

[cursedtrekedits]

…

shore leave

[rowlfthedog]

Ok girl work

[hyenaswine]

we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland

[hyenaswine]

oh there's a third! bland, new south wales!

[yugiohz]

omg a continuation

[paintedpawcat]

Light it up, Blue! happy autism acceptance month, don’t support autism speaks!

[paintedpawcat]

based on this iconic image

[gideonisms]

Having friends who love the same character as you is so so so important, you know what else is underrated though? having a friend who absolutely HATES a character you have NEVER heard of. Beef with a man who is truly just some guy to you

[mermaidbush-deactivated20191129]

since apparently this is controversial, reblog with your country in the tags and whether or not you think noodles and pasta are the same thing

[mermaidbush-deactivated20191129]

[horrorlesbians]

GIRL WHAT??? Horrifying.

[vaspider]

NEW PVP ERA BEGINS

[occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey]

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

[pinene]

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

[occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey]

you are so beautiful in every way

[pinene]

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible