#mtmteswerve

[swervedotnet-blog]

#guys i think i found the perfect swerve. i think you guys need to follow em. yes. follow this swerve please. im just baffled by how accurate this swerve is idek what to say

IM BLUSHING IRL OH Nooooooooooo THank yoU SO MUCH HOLY HECKERS im jsut sitting here screaming quietly to myself AAAA))

[swervedotnet-blog]

HOLY-

iTs

ITS ME! i CANNOT believe that I, swerve, am following myself that is absolutely incredible. (in all actuality i can in fact believe that i would do something like that but....)

WOAH. its like.... the real deal. none of that 'hey im you from another world' stuff everyone else has got going on. this is....WOAH.

[moronicseeker]

mtmteswerve liked your post:(ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵))♥

Swerve~ *Gentle Aft Touch*

[sonicseekerjet]

(ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵))♥

¬_¬

Swerve, there's no use pressing anonymous. I know that you.

[anonymousfragger]

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

Oh my god.

[carefulclaws]

*touches your mandible teeth things*

A curious mix between a rumble and a purr. What is the minibot doing? Ridgeback opens his mouth to very gently trap the little red digits. 

[the-silent-troll]

*kiss!*

Cutie alert. He’s going to pick you up and smooch you before setting you back down.