#mtv 2gether

[ryantology]

“That idea is stupid. If there’s gonna be five guys, it should be... 5gether!”

2ge+her (2000) dir. Nigel Dick

[jerryokeefe]

2GE+HER (2000) - quotes that have entered my lexicon

[marieonnaise]

buy his book - only $30 used on amazon plus shipping and handling

[jerryokeefe]

"Thought I had a girl that I could trust... guess I never knew my calculus!”

2ge+her Music Videos- The Hardest Part of Breaking Up (Is Getting Back Your Stuff) 

[jerryokeefe]

Introducing: Mickey Parke

Full Name: Michael Alexander Parke Jr. 

AKA: Mickey; Mickey P; M Parke; M to the P; Ghostface Thrillah; 2G OG; Kid Muhammed El-Amin; EZ Wide; Eminpee

Birthdate: September 21, 1981

Star Sign: Virgo

Birthplace: Roanoke, Virginia

Height: 6′

Weight: 180 lbs. without jewelry/235 lbs. with

Hair: Bleach blonde

Eyes: Blue

Hobbies: Going to the shooting range, ripping off liquor stores, getting faded

Parents: Mike and Anne. Mike is the district manager of Staples, the Office Superstore, in Roanoke, Virginia. Anne is an orthopedic surgeon.

Siblings: A younger sister, Caitlin.

Favorite Animal: Puma

Favorite Color: Robin’s-egg blue

Favorite Performers: H. Rap Brown, Ja-Rule

Favorite Program: The Tom Joyner Morning Show

Favorite Movies: Friday; Next Friday; Romeo Must Die; Aladdin

Favorite Book: Catcher in the Rye

Favorite Foods: Chitlins, 40s of malt liquor

Name of Mickey’s Personal Clothing Line: Street Cred

What would you be doing if you weren’t in 2gether?: Forty years in San Quentin

Prized Possession: Technics SL 1200 turntables; Mac 10; Akai S-950 Rackmount Sampler; Mercedes-Benz M-Class SUV

Features of Mickey’s SUV: Tinted bulletproof windows; GPS; blinking lights around license plate; hydraulic suspension for dipping; flat-screen TV; Microsoft Xbox; horn that plays opening bars of “U + Me = Us”

Favorite Onstage Costume: Military fatigues worn at the concert in East Timor (armed with an AK-47 that shot out bubbles shaped like hearts)

(These fictional character facts can be found in the “Anthology of Awesomeness: [The Official 2ge+her Scrapbook]” . This post is an unofficial continuation of @fuckyeah2gether’s series on vital statistics from the book.)

[jerryokeefe]

Introducing: Q.T. McKnight

Full Name: Jason Todd McKnight

Nickname: Q.T.

Birthdate: March 22, 1986

Star Sign: Aries

Birthplace: Columbia, South Carolina

Height: 5′10″

Weight: 85 lbs. (regular); 95 lbs. (on camera, which adds ten pounds)

Hair: Silken black

Eyes: Bluish

Parents: Helen, who also acts as his personal manager. Dad’s identity is unknown

Siblings: None

Turn-ons: Sponge baths from his nurses, promoting world peace, his mother

Turn-offs: Cigarettes (Q.T. once took a puff on a cigarette and had to be put into an iron lung for one month)

Favorite Animal: Care Bears

Favorite Color: Robin’s-egg blue

Degree of Animal Magnetism: Maximum

Favorite TV Shows: Party of Five; Seventh Heaven; Touched by an Angel

Favorite Actor: Matthew Perry (”I love everything he’s done—everything! Except I don’t much care for his work on Friends”)

Prized Possession: Stuffed koala bear backpack

Musical Inspiration: Phil Collins, Seal, R. Kelly

First Kiss: March 9, 1997, on his own hand

Pets: Tomagotchi electronic pet

Favorite Story: “Footsteps” by Anonymous. “It’s about a guy who walked along the beach with Jesus. During the worst times of his life, Jesus didn’t abandon the guy—he carried him. They were, like, making a two-person pyramid. The rest of the time Jesus and this guy played Ultimate Frisbee and laid out on the beach.”

Major Allergies: Ragweed, butterscotch, everything else

(These fictional character facts can be found in the “Anthology of Awesomeness: [The Official 2ge+her Scrapbook]” . This post is an unofficial continuation of @fuckyeah2gether​‘s series on vital statistics from the book.)

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jerry and chad commission by @eggchef from a while back!!! arent they gorgeous